The Inflatable Church
This is so moronic but, then again, so endearing to my implacable love of kitsch. You and your boo can now get hitched in an inflatable church. Perfect for those English, Belgian, Dutch and Spanish couples who won't be celebrating Earth Month and assembled by the European promotional structure manufacturers Innovations Xtreme Inflatables, this monstrosity is also a 2004 Guinness Book inductee for being (according to the incredibly vague search engine synopsis) "...the world's largest inflatable church in the world". The damn organ is even inflated and they airbrushed the stained glass windows. Could lazy be any more as lazy does?
How cataclysmic it would be for the bride's heels to snap in half and collapse from being forced to walk to the chapel or (God effin' forbid) squeeze into the back seat of the limo and bend the heels because she had to sit with her feet on the floor mat sideways. And how disheartening it would be for the groom to waste a perfectly good handkercheif because it got up to 68 today.
Were any of you not pondering eloping to Belgium to get hitched, you do know you can have it transported to where you've designated you wish to get married, don't ya? Just write out a check for $50,000 and you can say "I do"--inside a ball pool. Mazel tov!
Well, I was almost sold on it until I saw the inside. If I'm going to be married in an inflatable cathedral, it's going to be a BOUNCY inflatable cathedral.
Posted by: Clinton McClung | April 26, 2008 at 12:38 PM
I want one, but like the other commenter said, only if it had a bouncy floor.
Posted by: Gamma Goblin | April 26, 2008 at 04:50 PM
Check out Your own. Inflatable. Buddha.
I posted a while back as: Big Buddha Bounce.
And just another thought... How about an inflatable Catholic church with lit candles and incense for every ceremony?
Posted by: Taro 3Yen.com | April 26, 2008 at 11:08 PM
The Hindenburgh Cathedral?
Posted by: K | April 26, 2008 at 11:56 PM
Is the an inflatable registry office for low key weddings?
Posted by: Kapitano | April 27, 2008 at 06:48 PM
This church isn't bouncy--but that doesn't mean you couldn't make a similar bouncing motion later on. Like at the HOTEL. Nudge, nudge...
Posted by: Jonathan Steinke | April 27, 2008 at 11:07 PM
They can have the reception right across the park, at the inflatable pub: http://www.luxurylaunches.com/home_improvement/worlds_first_inflatable_pub.php
Posted by: Dave B. | April 28, 2008 at 04:50 PM