Time for Jaye P. Morgan To Come Out of Retirement

I knew my ability to tear a phone book in half was beloved amongst my family (well, at least one nephew who's over it now), but I was more than chuffed to find notification in my inbox today that the new Dave Attel-hosted Gong Show will be holding auditions in New York City, next Thursday, May 22nd. As Joe Franklin once said, there is great talent out there that is the true foam waiting to rise to the top. Surely we will all miss Chuck Barris being around to snort up that foam. And while I hope that there may not be another Oingo Boingo waiting to be discovered by the new Gong Show, I do hope for another Gloria Hunter: