Seen below are five disturbing and bizarre photos published in Dolly Parton's 1994 biography, "Dolly: My Life And Other Unfinished Business." The pictures, presumably sent to Dolly Parton Enterprises by dopey parents, display young girls dressed as Dolly Parton. If I had to guess, I'd say they're all likely between 3 and 5 years old. As you can see, they're sporting tight dresses, make-up, garish wigs, and creepiest of all, huge bosoms. What would compel parents to allow their pre-prepubescent daughters to don such weird attire and pose for cringe-inducing photos like the ones below? I have no idea.
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Posted by: Jonny | June 04, 2008 at 03:07 AM
If I was made President of USA, every street would have at least one house populated by people who looked like this
Posted by: Power Sherlock | June 04, 2008 at 08:43 AM
Sorry for the overuse of popular expressions, but THIS IS WRONG. Don't ya just love maternal vicariousness?
Posted by: Jonathan Steinke | June 04, 2008 at 10:10 AM
Hate to break it to you guys, but ALL little girls do some form of dress-up/drag and stuff their t-shirt with socks to create gigantic breasts. It's in the top 3 most common ways little girls spend their time.
Posted by: as | June 04, 2008 at 10:53 AM
as,
I don't know what little girls you hang out with, but the ones I know, and the one I was, don't/didn't go to the extremes shown in the pics above. Not all little girls are, uh... socialized like that.
The sort of look like midget circus performers, but from a horror movie. A movie with lots of CLOWNS.
Posted by: Wendy del Formaggio | June 04, 2008 at 02:55 PM
This isn't about children performing as Dolly imposters but it is releted to the Ancient Queen of Country.
The link is an audio clip of Howard Stern playing clips from her recent Audio Book.
http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/05/dolly_parton_threatening_to_sue_howard_stern_for_tossing_her_lovely_audio_book_into_a_filth_salad_nsfw-2.html
Call me a pig but when I 1st heard this I played it about 10 times in a row!!!
Posted by: Harold Nuggs | June 05, 2008 at 01:55 PM