Somewhere in charming Central Jersey, the driver of a mysterious white SUV casts his vote for Lautenberg challenger Rob Andrews, a referendum on Christ in Christmas, and WFMU.
In a better world, or maybe just a better head, I would not be struck by WFMU sharing bumper space with The Good Lord. But I was struck. Start casting 'em, mofos.
central Jersey in a nutshell credit: Mike Lupica
preemptive defensive measure: you're right, it does look like the K of C sticker was photoshopped on there. It wasn't. You have my word. That shadow does make me wonder what the owner of this SUV removed to make room for Christ, in Christmas, on his bumper.