New Rants by Francis E. Dec, Esq. Uncovered

    Friends and enemies of WFMU are no doubt aware of Francis E. Dec, Esq. and his long-celebrated innovations to the obsessively distributed Xeroxed-flyer insane rant genre. But hold on to your Computer God Frankestein-controlled craniums because the folks over at the "unofficial" Francis E. Dec resource/archive site are beside themselves after uncovering new, never before seen works by the man himself.
    "They're amazing, really. The new rants completely reveal the history and origin of the Worldwide, Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God, as well as where it originally came from and who created it." says obsessed Francs E. Dec archivist Peter Branting, "They also outline the Computer God's evil Conspiracy for mankind."
    Here's Dec's rant on "Astrocism," available to the public at long last (original at left, click for larger). And here is Francis' final word on the "INFRARED CRUSADER PRIESTS FROM BEYOND COMPREHENSION," also, "THE TOP SECRET DUAL FOOD STANDARD" and "A TERRIBLE PRISON SENTENCE" (only kind of new, actually an appeal brief to the US Supreme Court). In case you're wondering, on the site's public forum is the ongoing story behind the discovery of the lost pages. But if squinting your eyes while reading madly hammered-out, closely-spaced old typewriter text isn't your thing, then the guys at the site have created their own ranting MP3 audio versions of each work...just hit the "click here to listen" button on each rant's page, and sit back and enjoy hearing about your "...Worldwide Secret Containment Policy Radio Control Eyesight TV sight-and-sound threshold Brainwash Radio in the Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the moon." Now downloadable for your iPod!

Comments

[Listener James from Westwood]

Hadda be about 1995 or 6, but I remember sitting in my car, in the parking lot of a shopping center close to my workplace, fully intending to return to my desk after lunch hour, but instead listening to Irwin's show (IIRC), on which one of Dec's declarations was unspooling in inimitable fashion. I'd never heard one before, and was transfixed.

[bartleby]

Hi,
In the spirit of sharing I'd like to post this similar material. I don't know if anyone else is familiar with this. A whois search of the URL brings up a name of an inventor in the southwest. There are videos of this guy's new helicopter design on youtube. Basically it's a helicopter that doesn't need a rear stabilizer.

Anyway it's mostly a female voice on these:

http://thenatureofphysicalreality.com/Twinky+WorkDollars.mp3

http://thenatureofphysicalreality.com/HereHere+Dimensions.mp3

http://thenatureofphysicalreality.com/Aliens+Hitler.mp3

[Jonathan Steinke]

Music to my eyes.