Beware The Fake Popeye. For he will rot your brain as he bores you with his fake theme song. This kiddie record is credited to the Peter Pan Orchestra and Chorus but it sounds more like the Peter Pan Bus Line. The label features a creepy old whistling guy in a nightcap while the flip boasts a be-smocked youth cobbling boots. No one claims writing credit and if the label didn't say "NON-BREAKABLE" I would've smashed this clunker years ago.
After writing the above piece I realized that the 365 Days Project already weighed in on this dumb record!