Everyone's favorite TV gadget huckster Vince Offer got a bad rap after that bloody tongue-biting incident with a prostitute a few weeks back. But even after that circus came and went, some in the FMU office had never heard of Vince's pet products, Sham Wow and Slap Chop.
And because sophomoric jokes about nuts never get old, here's a slap chop musical remix for you by the Working Mothers (MP3). Thanks Dennis!

















just saw the "pitchmen" show last night. it wasn't bad- i have a new respect for Anthony Sullivan, and even less respect for Billy Mays and his stenciled on beard.. the show certainly could have used a dash of Vince slap-chopped and sprinkled on top of it.
Posted by: doomsday fartshadow | April 16, 2009 at 03:39 PM
full on remix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
Posted by: Matt | April 28, 2009 at 01:33 PM
another slap chop remix, it's actually pretty brilliant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeUWRxSeQlQ
Posted by: frank666 | May 27, 2009 at 12:27 PM
Steve Porters mix is my fav of all Ive heard.
For those interested, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
Posted by: Sylvia | July 01, 2009 at 11:25 AM
How do I get service onmy Slap Chop.........??
The plastic Guard ( keeps the food from going up into blades) Cracked on 2nd usage and can find no way to get sercice........
HELP !!
Posted by: Robert I Campbell | July 09, 2009 at 12:26 PM
the plastic guard broke up today when chopping onion. Now its more trouble than its worth. Cut it up with a knife. Now unless they have replacements for this flim flam piece of plastic it is a rip off and worthless. Untill they have at least a replacement part I would never recommend anyone buy it.
Posted by: Jason Surbrook | October 25, 2009 at 11:59 PM
A cartoon about SlapChop!
http://pastexpiry.blogspot.com/2009/11/cartoon-death-by-slap-chop.html
Posted by: Johnny Ancich | November 18, 2009 at 08:48 PM