Have you ever wanted to ask a WFMU radio personality about cunnilingus technique, clitoral stimulation, anal doucheing or "the helicopter"? Yeah, maybe not. But this Friday you'll have your chance anyway, when Sexlab hits the Web waves.
Conceived in a hailstorm of double entendres by our illustrious Queen of Friday Nights, Pseu "Honey Pot" Braun, and gestated in a dong-shaped space station by Pseu and her colleagues / co-researchers Mark "ASS9000" Allen and myself, Wm. "Money Shot" Berger, Sexlab is designed to hold your, um, "hand" and glide you into this new century of suckin' and fuckin'.
While Dave Mandl fills in for Pseu at our FM frequencies and on the regular Web stream, Sexlab will be streaming (with volume AND distance!) at an alternate Web feed accessible at wfmu.org. As Mark says, "online only, because in the Internet the FCC can't hear you curse."
And me? I started rubbing it to Morticia Addams when I was eight years old, and I haven't looked back since. I've been told more than once that I have an "enthusiasm," a certain bonus zeal for the sex act, so hopefully my life of gradual transition from hyper-libidinous man-slut to happily monogged married man will be of service to someone. And my colleagues, well they're unrepentantly horny bastards, too. Either way, Pseu, Mark and I can pretty much guarantee it will be funny (and hopefully genuinely informative as well.)
Sexlab will be live on the Web, this Friday, May 22, from 8-11 p.m. ET. We'll be taking your calls at (201) 209–9368 (for those prone to jump the gun, store that load in your third eye and call us then, not before.) If you'd like to submit a question or suggest a discussion topic in advance (or during the broadcast), we've set up a special email address: asksexlab@wfmu.org
sex is dirty. just say no. stop the human race.
Posted by: Enjoy! | May 19, 2009 at 11:18 AM
Sex sure is dirty - let's keep it that way!
Thanks to DJ Bryce for the SexLab logo!
Posted by: Pseu Braun | May 19, 2009 at 11:26 AM
I used to have a sex lab but no more. Hip Dysplasia.
Posted by: bartleby | May 19, 2009 at 12:05 PM
Wm., not to be picayune, but isn't Mme. Addams spelled with two "d"s? As in Double-D? Huh huh.
Posted by: Bad Wendy | May 19, 2009 at 02:15 PM
The proofreader gets proofread! Thanks, Wendy. I owe you one hand in box—comin' right up.
Posted by: WmMBerger | May 19, 2009 at 02:25 PM
This is so upsetting. Especially since I've slept with 2 of those 3 people.
Posted by: Bronwyn C. | May 19, 2009 at 03:30 PM
morticia addams- good choice...but i think Lily Munster was more my taste
Posted by: zom | May 20, 2009 at 12:32 AM
Hey Bronwyn C., nothing should be upsetting you, as long as you kept your jammies on and clutched your stuffed animal tightly.
Posted by: Jeffersonic | May 20, 2009 at 09:38 AM
Who DIDN'T rub it to Morticia? I may never listen to Sexlab, but I will always enjoy this post.
Posted by: Ed | May 20, 2009 at 10:28 AM
Eeeewwwww!!!
Posted by: The Ghost of Carolyn Jones | May 20, 2009 at 07:47 PM