Stop comparing me to Angelina Jolie! It’s a lack of creativity on the media’s part. Just because I have dark hair and tattoos? That’s as far as the similarity extends. I’m sure she has no idea who I am. If I were her, I’d be, like, “Who’s this middle-aged Westchester housewife that’s going to be the next me?” I don’t want to meet her—I’d be embarrassed. I’m not the next anyone.
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