The Don Martin Dictionary

In 1837 Paterson township seceded from Essex County, New Jersey. It became the silk production capital of the country when it was incorporated into burgeoning Passaic County. Paterson would eventually stake its claim to several pivotal figures of the 20th century and at one point or another they all called Paterson their home: Lou Costello, William Carlos Williams, Uncle Floyd, Allen Ginsberg, Bert Wheeler, Rubin "Hurricane" Carter, Prince Randian and today's blog topic hero--Mad's Maddest Artist, Don Martin.

At some point in the 21st century an obsessive genius/knucklehead spent too much time compiling the only database that matters. This link is especially for those who need to know right now what the Batmobile with a flat tire sounds like.

The Don Martin Dictionary

Comments

[Johnny]

That's one fine piece of research right there

[bartleby]

For decades I've been intoning "Flagurshnik" to accompany the titular hydrodynamic function following particularly robust experiences in the loo. To this day it has failed me only once or twice. Could it be that this reference excludes terminology from the Fester and Carbunkle adventures? The other possibility; to have been wrong all these years and yet to still have the word consistently provide for expedient passage of matters in question is just to much to bear.
The indignity! [Glit, glit, glit. Swit flop!]

[Ivy]

Thanks for the link. Don Martin was the greatest. Especially for Captain Klutz.

[bartlebyvqf]

Actually, I think I must have truncated the following: FURSH GLURGLE GLUG GLUG GLUG

[Doug Gilford]

Link has changed:
http://www.madcoversite.com/dmd.html