Keili, WFMU's most beastingest DJ, turned me on to the fine blog Fuck You, Penguin. And while it's now one of my favorite things in the whole cyberworld, the problem with blogs is that they take away from time that could be spent reading other blogs. Which is why it's so completely useful that FU is coming out in book form. See, that way while you're downloading from Music for Maniacs and keeping up on the truth behind the Michael Jackson hoax of death, you can still look at the Web on pieces of paper. It's excellent that way.
And the thing is, I don't know why hating on animals isn't more universally recognized as hilarious. Talking Heads did it on on their song "Animals," which was great but which unfortunately some video someone made with pictures of animals was the only thing I could find on YouTube, but you already spend two-thirds of every day online so I'm sure you can figure out some way to hear it or request it from whatever DJ is on the air right now. Actually, yeah, do that.
Anyway, FU Penguin is even more totally dedicated to hating on animals than David Byrne, Macca, Moby and Merzbow put together. FU is sick of penguins "accidentally" forgetting their wallets when it goes out to dinner with him. It sees right through loser felines trying to be LOLcats. It doesn't let walruses get away with faking like they can play saxophone. And don't even get it started on kangaroos. Plus it swears a whole lot which is also really funny but you can't do that on the radio so don't ask.