Adam-12 Haikus

Adam-12 haikus
Not as good as Dragnet ones
Still equally dumb

First thing that you learn
Pig is a three letter word
You can spell it out

Arriving on scene
A fight group with chains and knives
Requesting backup

You can arrest them
And you can make them like you
We call it technique

Third day on the job
After the morning roll call
Reed dented the car

Pete grew a mustache
Wanted to try something new
Not a good idea

Rotten Code 7
Robbery at Duke's Cafe
Lunch will have to wait

The dicks have their job
And we have our own street beat
To protect and serve

Sgt. MacDonald
Just hit a pedestrian
Totally hinky

A 459
Caution possible ambush
A man with a gun

Officer Ed Wells
Is in a helicopter
Watching over you

Jean wants a TV
She wants it in the kitchen
Not the baby's room

Northeast Division
En route with a prisoner
Resisting arrest

Suspect in plain sight
Request to change frequency
Meet me on tac 2

No surprise party
Malloy hates surprise parties
So there won't be one

Comments

[Listener Greg G.]

And all this time I thought I didn't like poetry!

[Max Frost]

Oh man, Malloy has got some kick-ass pants on in the photo.

[doctor_gogol]

I once wrote a Charlton Heston haiku

Earth conquered by apes
the maniacs blew it up
damn them all to hell

[Frosted Moses]

Shoulda posted a spoiler alert - you gave away the first four seasons! And maybe even the next three! Not to mention every Jack Webb production before or since. *sigh* I guess we'll just have to manage! In the meantime, "see the man."

[Johnny]

brilliant

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Ancient computer
It makes me swoon with delight
Put out APB

[TPM]

One Adam 12
One Adam 12
See the man with a gun.

[jraoul]

I adapted the famous dirty limerick to haiku form
(Caution -- NC17 language):
A Nantucket man
Could reach his mouth with his dick
Pity mouth not cunt.