Things you would say to the year 2009 if it was a person.
"David Carradine was a nice touch, asshole!"
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It's time to never speak of 2009 again.
Posted by: hscs | January 02, 2010 at 01:46 PM
Did Michael Jackson really have to say "This Is It" about his last tour and mean it?
Posted by: Kay | January 02, 2010 at 09:54 PM
2009! Why can't you be more like your older brother 1998?
You've disappointed me, son!
Sincerely,
1957
Tea baggers? Really 2009, aren't you ashamed of yourself?
2009, you were supposed to dispose of Dick Cheney's body after the inauguration.
You have failed!
2009, give me back my cat, you son of a bitch!
(my cat died in 2009)
Posted by: doctor_gogol | January 02, 2010 at 11:18 PM
Blossom Dearie and Lux Interior, in the same month no less? You have some explaining to do, young man.
Posted by: elizabeth | January 03, 2010 at 12:33 AM
Poor Doc...sorry 'bout your kitty cat.
Posted by: Listener Coolie | January 03, 2010 at 01:15 AM
Why couldn't you have taken Listener Coolie with you, you bastard?
Posted by: 1169 | January 03, 2010 at 08:27 AM
WOW, THERE'S some class.
Posted by: Listener Coolie | January 03, 2010 at 10:08 AM
Can I have my job back? Or at least a replacement?
Posted by: Richard | January 04, 2010 at 01:45 PM
One day into 2009 I lost my weekend job, then upon returning from labor day weekend they informed me that my position at my full time job had been eliminated. OTOH, previous to my dismissal, I did have the opportunity to polish off large quantities of both Freud and Hegel in the back stairway before they locked it. David Carradine? no question he died doing something he loved to do and was certainly not around to feel any shame or embarrassment after the fact. A blackmailed or otherwise shamed or brain damaged David Carradine could have been a far worse result. As years go, 1992, for me, still holds title as the very worst.
Posted by: bartleby | January 04, 2010 at 04:12 PM
"And take Dick Cheney with you."
Posted by: boil | January 04, 2010 at 10:49 PM
2009 was just this year, you know?
Posted by: Parq | January 05, 2010 at 11:17 AM