Oh god...all the TV channels are carrying some boring fucking meeting...apparently it's important since Obama is there and he's super famous and everything, but he's just talking about buying apples and oranges and telling some anecdote about his old junker car. Obviously I'm buying apples because citrus tastes nasty to me and I don't care about cars since I take the subway. So I'm changing the channel. I feel like it's a lot more productive to watch this video about New Brunswick's music scene in the early '80s instead. Know what I mean?