BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Mo'Nique, Precious: Based on the Novel "Push"
Hollywood loves drama queens in "important movies".
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Christopher Waltz, Inglorious Basterds
Like Ricky Gervais says "Play a Nazi, win an Oscar."
BEST ACTRESS: Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side
Or Jesse James will kick Academy ass!
BEST ACTOR: Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
The Dude most definitely abides.
BEST PICTURE: Avatar
Hollywood is a dream factory and Cameron keeps that factory staffed.
BEST DIRECTOR: Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
Hey Cameron! Suck it!
BEST ORIGINAL SONG: Ryan Bingham, The Weary Kind
Please, people! Randy Newman has enough Oscars.
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Now listen: This list is based largely on a hunch. I've seen two of these films. Guess which...