Thanks to Bennett for sending me this pitch from the wakeup kings. This music is actually conceptually on par with Satie. Just wish I had a smartphone so I could program one of their songs for every day of the week as my alarm. Check out their website for more nonsense and a full album of streaming mp3s, only part of which is below.
are here to wake YOU UP! While other wake up technologies use BORING nature sounds and BLARING beeps that have NOTHING to do with your transition from the world of SLEEP to the world of AWAKE, THE WAKE UP KINGS! wake you up with songs that are ALL ABOUT waking up! And we're not talking some sort of vague message about how it's good to wake up, these songs are SPECIFIC to all sorts of situations you might find yourself waking up in!
AND if there's a kind of WAKE UP song that you need that we don't currently have, LET US KNOW and THE WAKE UP KINGS! might even MAKE IT!
PLUS, THE WAKE UP KINGS! can come to you! For a SMALL fee of $400 + travel/accomodations, THE WAKE UP KINGS! will come to your home/school/place of business and PERSONALLY wake YOU UP!