Greetings, audio sports fans! Today we have a stellar matchup between two heavyweights of the arts. WFMU Erzatz Sports is proud to present: the challenger, Sebastian Cabot, weighing in at...well...nobody exactly knows. His acting skills will be pitted against the feather-light, but jam-packed-with-talent Mr. Bob Dylan, who will defend his title as master poet and songwriter against this man-mountain of ham and cheese - Mr. Cabot, known to his rivals as "Killer Cabot", or just "The Grease Monkey".
Today we will hear match (side) one of this famous bout, in six rounds. With album production credits as follows: arranger, Irving Spice; director, Lou Stallman; conceived by, Stan Catron; and director of engineering, Val Valentin. Fans of William Shatner's The Transformed Man will be better prepared to endure the carnage which ensues in this fight. We'll be back in two weeks to broacast the resulting final six rounds of this classic mis-match (on Saturday, October 15th, at six pm EST). The full album cover art front and back is found here - and a special bonus Fight Poster can be found here. Everyone will want a program for this historic battle!