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Images I Enjoyed in Comics This Week

 

Images I Enjoyed in Comics This Week

    

Tonetta777 - Demented Spastic Gyrations

I have no idea...mental breakdown dirty dancing to self-produced jams that sound like a cross between The Pod-era Ween and Right Said Fred. Watch all of Tonetta777's videos on his youtube page. Not necessarily NSFW, but it might creep some people out. 

A Tummy Tickler from The Soul Clowns : Skillet & Leroy

Department of Less-Than-Hilarious Comedy Albums/ Today's offering:  The Okra Eaters.
A scandalous, shocking, nasty damned dish.
They really need little introduction, just pour a libation, settle down and get ready to laugh until some okra comes up.
This is the complete 1974 adults-only lp, with ripping incidental music by the Johnny Otis Show, and another lovely (?) Laff Records cover designed by Howard Goldstein with Bud Fraker photography. Oh, and I fixed the tracklist- the original lp had the cuts listed wrong on the cover and the label. But who would care or notice? Tracklist schmacklist.
Again--if you didn't glean this already--This is NOT work-safe or even safe for pets or children, for that matter- just very down and dirty.  It hovers somewhere just short of 'foul' and nearby to 'cute'.

70's Culture Quiz: The concept "Karate Jaws" is a send-up of an ad campaign related to what 1970's icon?

Here is the link to the corrected cover art, and here are the 13 tracks:
01  Bazooms     02  House of Pleasure     03  Miscarriage     04  Eat My Okra     05  Chocolate Ice Cream     06  Proud     07  Hold That Tiger     08  Son in Law     09  To Be Sure     10  Bad Weather     11  Blowin' Mule     12  Big Mary     13  Dr. Weightoff

Elton and Betty White / Folk stars of the fin de sie`cle / Part Two (of two)

As promised, here are my final 25 cuts by the unforgettable Elton and Betty White.  I think that due to the shortness of their songs, one needs to hear rather a lot of them to gain a better feel for what they did. I suppose I should describe their music to those who haven't heard it, I keep assuming that WFMU reader/listeners know about them; the best and most I could say is that they sing straight from the heart about some earthy, patently human things, and what they may lack in skill as poets and players disappears under the weight of their charm. I didn't even expect to be doing Elton and Betty as my first couple of regular posts here on BOTB, but fate seemed to push them into this spot, in several ways.
By the way- I'm tickled to be here.

The second tidal wave of E & B hits after the break.

The Bran Flakes video

Pesky WFMU playlist termites The Bran Flakes have launched a new animated video ("What It's All About") in conjunction with the February 24 release of their album, I Have Hands (Illegal Art).

Animation by TBF's Sir Mildred Pitt. Shouts to fellow Flake Otis Fodder, who quit smoking last Friday "after 25+ years of a pack every day or two."

"Right now I am tettering on the edge of sanity," Otis reports. "It's been 72 hours and my smoking days are over. Yes yes. But where shall I go? Maybe smoking was my talent. Shoot me."

As if the "Don't Taze Me Bro" Action Figure Wasn't Already Flying Off the Shelves

Herobuilders does it again.

LOLBush... at the Olympics.

More here...

Thanks to Brian for the link...

Retro Kid Cereals

Earlier this week, a little bit of awesome turned up in my inbox, via the South Florida Sun-Sentinel of all places. This gallery of retro cereal boxes is fun not necessarily because it's a reminder of all the crap I used to eat, but rather because it nicely highlights all the cereal ideas and kooky design ideas that didn't quite work.

Check out the full gallery.

UPDATE: More on King Vitaman after the jump.

And while we're at it, how about a little musical homage to Alpha-Bits with the Jackson 5.

Nails Did.

Considering this explosive newsbreak in nail trends, we are reminded that it's once again the season for obsessing over the keratinous growths on the ends of our fingers and toes. The inevitable question comes up: What's hot for summer? The answer remains as transitory as fashion itself. The Celeb Set is all over the Neon Pink, while fashionista writers are screaming that Spring's navy blue trend has definitely gone the way of turquoise and other blue variations. There is however, no accounting for taste when such dictums invariable trickle and triple-filter down to the masses. Judge not ye ghetto nails, lest your own nasty nails be judged:

Fxxk The Humans!

This week, animator/comic genius Brad Neely dropped a new short musical animated piece. I wrote a bit about Neely in a previous post, and he is popping up on screen as one of the subjects of the new film We Are Wizards, which examines the subculture around the Harry Potter books (the film played at the NY Underground Film Festival earlier this month, as is in the Independent Film Festival of Boston this weekend).

His new cartoon is musical ditty in which "all of the woodland elves, satyrs and hobgoblins are finally coming together for a ragtime protest ditty against us Homo sapiens." They have a rather impressive list of all the things we get wrong.

Dirty, crude, juvenile, and completely reprehensible. And catchy as hell...

NSFW video after the jump.

Is "Cathy" Still in the Market For a Man?

Whitehouse's William Bennett, now comic strip star (Ultraskull via Billy Kiely):

Fumetti Terror Blu on Groovy Age of Horror

(NSFW) The Groovy Age of Horror is a blog devoted to bizarre horror paperbacks, comics and movies. For the past year the curators have been posting scans of Italian Fumetti (comics), starting with the wild and weird series Terror Blu. The stories are a sick and hilarious mix of gynecological and genital terror told within ludicrous sci-fi storylines The stuff is not for the faint of heart but I'm sure your ghoulish curiosity will get the better of you as you scratch your head wondering how anyone concocted such a carnival of carnage.

My Secret Garden (the weird alienated one)

I sometimes hear guys talking about how mystified they are by choices women make when it comes to a hetero partner. Frankly, even as a broad, I can offer little insight into what goes on in the minds of women myself. I just know that girls start a hell of alot earlier than you may have been led to believe when it comes to creating a sexual inner life. Add to that mix the fact that most boys find girls icky until they are almost thirteen and you've got yourself the first giant chasm in the gender gap.
As early as the age of four back in the late sixties/early seventies my preoccupation with and crushes on celebrities were a mental tsunami drowning the village of my own potential. Worse was the fact that my crushes were on personalities so incredibly unsexy to other young girls who dreamt about the classic version of Prince Charming that I could not even share during girltalk, leaving me left out of that whole female bonding thing. The endurance of each of my manias made Wuthering Heights look like a Peanuts cartoon. Meanwhile other girls flipped their crushes as quickly as they thumbed through the latest Tiger Beat. Similarly when other little girls collected 45s, I sat transfixed with my LPs stacked on the return arm of the stereo.                                                                                                            
For the sake of some (any) logic, I've lumped my pre-teen loves into three different categories. Mind you, some of the celebrities are literally shoe-horned into these groups but I'm trying make things easier for you people. Anyhoo, there are "The Nice Jewish Boys", "The Pan-Sexuals" and "The Feel Funnys".
In the first category, I give you Barry Gordon From A Thousand Clowns, one of the more influential films for me as a kid. I guess I related to Barry's geekiness. He plays Larry David's Rabbi now on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Then there's Wes Stern. You might remember him from Getting Together with that douchey Bobby Sherman, and also The Mary Tyler Moore Show, where he played Lou Grant's nephew who wanted to lose his virginity to Mary. Later I think he grew up, changed character and did it with Brenda Morgenstern on Rhoda. Scott Jacoby was the Nice Jewish Boy who played Bad Ronald, one of the greatest '70s TV-movies ever. There's quite a bit of Scott up on youtube and I still think he was pretty hot back then.
Inevitably, we come to Gene Wilder in this first group. When I finally did get a friend by the sixth grade, she and I fought over who was going to marry him first. I really resented her for this. Can I just say a million dorky girls like me were really really happy when he married Gilda Radner because we actually could relate to her just a little bit more than say, Farrah Fawcett-Majors? 

Enough already

Spitzer went to prostitutes, and McGreevey had threesomes with his driver, and Paterson had affairs and did coke, and NOW we find out Bush is into furries.

Total Destruction

via Crotchbat.

The Debased Fairy Tales of Ludovic Debeurme

French artist/musician Ludovic Debeurme is a fantastic illustrator of debased fairy tales populated with sad and dejected characters. His work veers from cute to the sexually surreal with an awkward but animated figurative style similar to Dan Clowes and Max Beckmann.

His website has some great examples of his work although he has been posting his newer work to his MySpace blog. His excellent Django Reinhardt guitar stylings can be heard on his MySpace page as well.

Garfield gets weird and Muppets get dirty

This is making the rounds of all the big bloggie-things today, so who am I to deny it's awesome power. Herewith, we have Garfield cartoon strips brought to life, and then remixed into trippy music videos. Ladies and Gentlemen, LasagnaCat, an idea so simply stupid that it is absolutely brilliant.

More details on the people behind this new viral craze here.

Here's another disturbing video update of a childhood character. This one is a lovely mash-up of two of my favorite comedy bits from when I was 13: Muppet cranks Statler and Waldrof with new dialogue from Derek and Clive.

NSFW - unless your workplace likes copious use of the word "cunt".

Related: Dead Garfield, Derek and Clive on MP3 (and more FMU Blue),  Derek meets Air Supply

Herr Schulze - Inked Mayhem of Pop Detritus

German illustrator Herr Schulze's chaotic works are a comical maelstrom of stabbing, sex and spam rendered in a layered and tight style. Believe it or not, he also creates pretty darn cute characters that would fit nicely on a Hallmark greeting card.