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Tonetta777 - Demented Spastic Gyrations

I have no idea...mental breakdown dirty dancing to self-produced jams that sound like a cross between The Pod-era Ween and Right Said Fred. Watch all of Tonetta777's videos on his youtube page. Not necessarily NSFW, but it might creep some people out. 

Zyx Til You're Sick

Gotta say, I've been feeling Michael Goodstein's program as of late.  You know I've loved the bubblegum action and the darkwave for a while, but what's got me really hooked lately is the Italo Disco.  I'll put it this way: the only Franco Battiato records I used to listen to were Fetus and Pollution, but now I'm all over disc two of the anthology CD that used to sit under my bed.  Looks like we're not the only ones either, as there are extensive Italo archives up online.  The most fun for me is browsing through the hundreds of consistently mind blowing youtube videos.  From sweet "special effects" to awkward dance moves to nonsensical video plots, Italo can satisfy your innermost longing for camp.  Reposted below are just two of the awesome videos I've found - left is Babaluga with My Paradise and right is Filipponio's All'arrembaggio.  If you have way too much time on your hands, I'd suggest starting your own Italo love affair with Al Bano & Romina Power, Scotch, Fancy and Di Mateo. Most of all, I'd urge you to bow to the youtube collection of Italonex.

UK Unveils Worse Musical/Cultural Weapon than Crazy Frog

And it will be in my head all weekend. Put a Donk On It.

(via Spotter/BCO).

One degree of separation between Baccara and Heino (video)

Exhibit A: "The Devil Sent You To Laredo" by Baccara.
Exhibit B: "Beim Alten Bill in Oklahoma" by Heino.

More Baccara here, more cheesy Euro disco here. No more Heino for you.

Minimal Synth Videos of Varying Levels of Absurdity

Last time I put the most absurd first and most talented last, so this time I'll put the clips I actually like first before we descend into the laughable.  Top left are the super catchy French duo, Deux.  I'd definitely recommend checking out more from this band, whether it be the recently issued discog, Agglomerate , or the recent BIPPP comp of obscure French synth wave.  At the very least, check out the myspace, won't you?  ps I have a crush on Cati.  She's so melancholy and hot, smoking her cigarette!  Top right is a more humorous clip from Belgian schizoids Arbeid Adelt!  Although the band has been active since the early 80s, I can't personally vouch for the quality of their music much beyond this early single, Pro Vita.  How the hell do you think up a video like this?

Now in all honesty, I could have chosen a less ridiculous clip by Los Iniciados (bottom left), who were a side project of the excellent Aviadar Dro.  Liz Berg wrote an article a while back on Aviadar Dro, who have a bunch more cool music videos up here.  Members of the band went on to form Esplendor Geometrico.  I hope to god no other projects emerged after Visitors (bottom right) released their single V-I-S-I-T-O-R-S, and I'm too frightened to look it up.  They are clearly ripping off Devo's Jocko Homo in a hundred different ways here, so it makes sense that in their weakness they would feel the need to groundlessly brag that they are 'number one space band'.  I wish they were in space so we couldn't hear this shit!  On a positive note, the keyboardist does a brilliant little harmonic substitution at 1:57.  And it's always a cool decision to have a drummer double as a singer.  He actually seems like he might be a cool guy, unlike the other douche in front who only sings the easy parts, doesn't play an instrument and makes stupid fucking faces every time the camera is on him.  Fuck that guy.  I really hate him.

The Apple - BIM (video)

Among serious contenders for the title of Worst Movie of All Time, the winner in the Sci-Fi Musical genre is without any doubt Menahem Golan's masterpiece The Apple. In fact, it is hard to see how this film could be made any worse, so much attention is given to screwing up every detail, the plot, the music, the set decorations, the acting, and really everything else. Set in the USA in 1994 and filmed around 1980 in Berlin, Germany, this is highly concentrated trashy euro-disco aesthetics, although the music borrows heavily (and ineptly) from other genres like reggae, hip-hop, soul, etc. Here are the first 6 minutes, featuring the song "BIM".

You can download this video in higher quality here [ 44 meg MP4 ]. To get an idea of the horrors of the rest of the film, check out the trailer on YouTube. You can even get the whole thing on DVD at Amazon. By the way, George Clinton co-wrote the lyrics for the songs in The Apple.

Australian New Wave, Italian Horror Metal, Madagascarian Doo Wop and French Hair Metal

Laugh if you want, but I’ve watched this Time Bandits video (top left) at least a hundred times and have taken copious notes.  Notice the lyric, "love is for the ones," as if only a group as exclusive as these models can really love. I'd rather be one of those ones than one of the Illuminati.  You don't find it alluring?  sorry... Other Aussie new wavers that have taken up too much of my time: Dugites, Eurogliders, James Freud...  On the top right, Italy’s Death SS were not Nazis, but singer Steve Sylvester did lead a satanic sect at the time of this video's filming.  You know that feeling when you’ve watched TV for so long that your stomach hurts? Ugh…

I’ve also been spending too much time looking through archives of Mexican Doo Wop, although every one of those videos gets topped by Madagascar’s Les Surfs (bottom left).  Mexican doo wop that has taken up too much of my time: Los Hooligans, Manolo Munoz, Los Hitters.  On the bottom right is the fruit of too much time with French Heavy Metal.  A lot of music videos from this era are much more ridiculous, including many of Warning’s other music videos -  I chose this one because the song is a almost entirely unironic blast of Sabotage-era Sabbath meets Iron Maiden.  Runners up include: Dum Dum Bullet, Nightmare, Trust, Speed Queen.

It's Fun To Stare At The N-M-K-Y!!!

From DJ HotRod:

Who said Nokia was the best thing to come out of Finland? The lead singer looks like Fred Armisen starring in an SNL skit. Brilliant.

Gregorius "YMCA/NMKY" (Finnish cover):

Weird World, Pt. 2

The Club makes you Tan.  Or does the Tan make you Club?

Via Barstool Sports.  More club shots available at a lot of places.  Thanks again, Mike.

"Fuck Everything But tATu"

I now understand the divine wisdom behind Mischa Barton's premature departure from The OC. Clearly, she was called upon by a higher power to make the greatest Cheesy Euro Disco movie of all time - a film that will surely be a contender for the best terrible music flick ever - Finding t.A.T.u.

It's the tale of two teenage girls who fall in love after meeting at a t.A.T.u concert and are swept into a dangerous world of obsession, drug abuse and murder - kind of  24 Hour Party People meets Eastern Promises.

A short was leaked onto the internet today, so who am I to stand in the way of two faux Russian lesbians and their viral marketing campaign:

If the sight of Mischa Barton navigating her way among hanging slabs of meat in a livestock factory isn't enough to make you count the days till it's release, then just ponder the immortal words that one of the protagonists types into her blackberry:

"Fuck everything but t.A.T.u. They're nihilists. Beautiful nihilists."

Just think. They came this close to defeating Vladimir Putin for the presidency of Russia.

thanks Doron and Idolator!

Previously: download the tATu How Soon is Now Remix: MP3

The Viking of 6th Avenue

No, I haven't read it yet — it arrived in the mail yesterday — but Robert Scotto's long-awaited biography of the idiosyncratic music visionary Louis Hardin (1916-1999), better known as "Moondog," is now officially between covers. Subtitled The Viking of 6th Avenue, the book includes a 28-track CD. Publisher Process Media's site says the book's coming out in October, but Amazon.com, which lists the book with a November pub date, has it in stock.

Scotto appeared on my program twice in commemoration of Moondog's birthday. Hear the interviews and music, and view the playlists:

May 23, 2007

May 24, 2006

A What from Norway?

Here's a fun game to play with experimental musicians: degrees of separation from John Zorn.  Today's contestant is Andrej Nebb.  Let's see, Nebb's off/on collaborative partner in Holy Toy was Lars Pedersen, whose brainchild When has releases on Chris Cutler's ReR label.  Cutler's first band was Henry Cow, which also included Fred Frith, who was in Naked City with John Zorn.  Four degrees, not bad I guess.

Andrej Nebb hooked up with Pedersen for the electronic-krautty Holy Toy only after having fronted post-punkier De Press; Nebb established himself as a fixture in Oslo's music scene in the early 80s.  The Block To Block album in particular is solid.  Get a taste with On Top (MP3).  To be honest, sometimes Nebb's vocals can be pretty painful - although sometimes his missed notes and broken English can also be very charming.

Holy Toy, like De Press, put out a lot of records of varying quality, some of it very good.  For my money, their best material is the stuff written only by Nebb and Pedersen without any others to clog the creative process.  Some nice person posted a very good music video of the power duo performing in Holy Toy's prime, around '85.  Nebb's keyboards are too low in the mix, but thankfully Pedersen makes up for it with awesome drumming reminiscent of Lark's Tongue era King Crimson.

 

Nebb must be a pretty big egotist...late in the video, you can see that his name is embroidered on the back of his jacket.

(Five more mp3s follow...)

Verka Serduchka's Near Victory for Cheesy Eurodisco at Eurovision 2007 (video)

It was the global triumph of Cheesy Euro-Disco that was not to be. If not for Serbian Nerdthrob Marija Serifovic's first place finish at Eurovision 2007, Ukrainian cross-dresser Verka Serduchka would have come in first place for her performance of Dancing Lasha Tumbai:

 

This, of course, is not the Eurovision performance, which can be seen here. But this is same song which almost put Cheesy Euro-Disco on the map, and the video contains many of the requisite Cheesy Euro-Disco tropes, such as outer space sets, metallic suits and absurd choreography.

Thanks to youtuber xwsqza777

Dancing Fools

Few rock musicians had more integrity than Frank Zappa. Uncompromising, non-conformist, prolific - FZ may have appeared on an episode of Miami Vice as a drug dealer, but he never sold out. And then suddenly... this footage surfaces!

Roots of Cheesy Euro Disco: Yes Sir, I Can Boogie

Few words in the English language resonate as globally as the word "boogie," especially if you add a few extra o's to it, as in boooogie. Sure, there are other words and phrases with even more inter-lingual appeal  - "fuck," "baby," and that standby of international servitude: "no problem." But "boogie" ranks up there, thanks in no small part to the international hit record by Baccara, Yes Sir, I Can Boogie. The musical tale of a one-night stand between an elegant lady who needs to hear "that certain song" and her inscrutable paramour "meester," Yes Sir, I Can Boogie is irresistible in its breathy awfulness. It was a hit all over the world (except for the US), and sold 16 million copies worldwide in 1977, more copies than any all-female group had ever sold before.

I've periodically searched online for videos of this song, and finding only the stiffly choreographed original versions by Baccara, I've always been disappointed. Until now:

The three Frauleins above left are not Baccara, but the German-cum Vegas group, The Jacob Sisters. They're inter-cut with the original Baccara, consisting of Spaniards Mayte Mateos and Maria Mendiola. On the right, it's a German version by that crazy Finn, M.A. Numminen. Here's an MP3 of Numminen's version: Download MP3

 

On the left we have Goldfrapp doing their version which they retitled Yes Sir (from their EP Twist Single), and on the right, it's DJ ChrissyLou with her psychedelic karaoke version.

Vitas: A Minnie Riperton for The Aughts (video)

To that rarefied group of vocalists (think Mariah Carey, Minnie Ripperton, Klaus Nomi) who can send their pipes up into "whistle range," please welcome the Latvian-born Russian singer, Vitas. A congressional page who I am on extremely cordial terms with introduced me to his work. The best introduction to Vitas' oeuvre would be his breakout song from 2000, Opera 2: download mpeg video (6 megs), or youtube it here. This is a live version of Opera 2, complete with a string section decked out in burkas, and a chorus of women whose only official role seems to be to writhe and sweat whenever Vitas hits that high F note. A Russian MTV video of this same song (youtube link) is nowhere near as entertaining, but it does include thrilling special effects of Vitas using his awesome talents to break glass and generally wreak havoc.

Vitas' own website reveals his divine providence:

Oh, my God!!! Bless this lovely boy! Give him Patience, Gladness, hearty Light, Inspiration and Love... Each his work like a new pearl appears in our hearts with tears of gladness as heaven-sent!!!!! You want to hear him again and again,... infinitely! I breathe this voice, plunging into thin ethereal world, but I cannot get to know this sweet secret of life... As a crystal starts to play with different colors of a rainbow, when the beam of the sun falls to it, as unsurpassed pure voice of Vitas plays and sparkles with all shades in a beam of divine light. This voice both flows with tenderness from the depth of the soul,and shrilly fills with itself all space...

Not all of Vitas' videos are as exciting as Opera 2, but one recent song, Smile, does include more requisite reaching for the heavens while trilling all the way into non-castrated falsetto ecstasy: youtube link.

But don't think you can pigeonhole Vitas! He's not always clenching the heavens as he reaches for the high notes - far from it. In this live performance of his song Blessed Guru, he works out on his low register, while playing the role of an android from the future who visits the Neanderthals, on a stage set highly reminiscent of Spinal Tap's Stone Henge: download mpeg video (20 megs), or youtube it.

Norwegian Country (MP3s)

Norway is very much like Texas. Different languages, but plenty of oil. Texas, the lone star, and Norway - not a member of European Union. One thing that stands out, is the love of Country and Western, and at one of the numerous festivals, you bet it's going to be Helt Texas (totally Texas = crazy).

Country music in Norway goes way back, and Scandinavians in general are not giving up their traditions easily, listen to the; Gamalost-song (lyrics) (mp3). Despite being subject to ridicule from the intellectual left wing, American culture flourishes (YouTube) in Norway, to the extent of being even more pronounced than in the US of A itself... 

I will try to shed some light on Norwegian Americana with some soundbits, but first some - Norwegian rappers: Tommy Tee - Paperboys - Karpe Diem (YouTube) - and some wannabees - 50 öre (YouTube). Just as Norwegian as corn on the cob.

C&W examples: Bjøro Håland's song I Love Norwegian Country (mp3) (lyrics) is an "over there" story about a trip to Nashville. As with the rap-videos above, I always get a kick out of native babbeling intercepted by foreign phrasing. Hasta La Vista Elvis Presley (mp3) by Arnie Norse is a glimpse into C&W-outsider music.
Going to Nashville is imperative! If you can't go, then dream of it; En Drøm om Nashville (mp3) by Heidi Hauge. A couple of covers by grand old lady Lillian Askeland, Tennessee Waltz (mp3) Billy Boy (mp3).

Teddy Nelson (born Terje Nilsen) was awarded "International Star of the Year" in both '81 and '82 by the Grand Ole Opry in - yes - Nashville. His Diggy Liggy (mp3) - a typical joie-de vivre song was a massive hit! Before his death in '92, he cut a record with Skeeter Davies...

I love Norwegian country (the rap-version) (YouTube)

Atari Mania continues...plus more Eurovision

Just a couple of quickie updates on previous posts.

Atari
First of all, thanks for all the comments on the Atari Music post. I was hoping it would get some more video game minded folks to post their favorites, which it did. But best of all, it inspired blog reader Gavin Richmond to make his own video for Little Brother's Atari 2600 song, using vintage Atari commercials. Download Quicktime (15.5mb) or GoogleVideo. Check out Gavin's blog for more fun videos, a future one of which will feature people doing the robot for a late 80s electronic dance band that are somehow still around.

Oh, and that photo to the left? Total BS. But it amused the heck out of me none-the-less, which is exactly what the comedy of the Van Gogh Gogh's is supposed to do. You can read the whole story of Atari 8 tracks and other fake 2600 products here.

Eurovision
Back in May, Lukas posted about the glorious history of the Eurovision song contest, and the insanely catchy 1975 winners, Teach-In. Well, browsing around today I discovered this crazed Eurovision fan from Tel Aviv who has posted some 400 videos on YouTube of contestants from the 1950s through today.

Got a few hours to kill? There are so many gems in there, especially during the 70s and 80s, that I can't even begin to watch them all. But here are links to just a few of my international favorites (read the comments, etc, on the YouTube pages for more details):

Denmark 1983     Israel 1985     Norway 1983     Greece 1977     Netherlands 1966     United Kingdom 1981    Belgium 1967     Finland 1966     Iceland 2000
Cyprus 1987 - the song is a dud, but those dancers are HOT
Sweden 1977 - An astoundingly lame Beatles tribute song. Check the comments section below for more on this one!

And you just can't go wrong with virtually all of the 1976 edition:
Austria     Finland     Switzerland      France     Israel
And the United Kingdom.
They swept the award in 1976 with one of the biggest hits in Eurovision history, earning an 80% vote. The song is "Save Your Kisses For Me" (mp3) by Brotherhood of Man. It is indeed insanely catchy, and the dancing has certainly won my vote! And these guys were in for the long-haul, not only scoring several chart topping hits, but staying together and performing to this day. You can even book them for your next event!

If you find any other favorites, post them in the comments. My eyes are not yet fully glossed over with Eurovision cheese.

Swedish Metal Aid (mp3)

Wouldn't you like to have long soft curly blond hair, scented with musk - dangling over firm shoulders - a loose silk shirt with the top open, revealing a hairy chest and a gold chain - singing your heart out to save people about to die of hunger in Ethiopia? If you could you would, and the Swedes did do it in '85. Joey Tempest (Wikipedia) from "Europe" wrote the song "Give a Helpin' Hand" (mp3) which sold 50.000 copies. See the 120 Swedish hard rockers here (Youtube) and dream about swimming in fluffy blond hair.

Solid Gold Dancers vs Hot Gossip

Those of us of a certain age (okay, in our 30s) remember spending our formative years fantasizing about what was lurking beneath the spandex of those incredibly sexy Solid Gold Dancers. As the most exciting part of Solid Gold, they commanded the airwaves with their weekly pop music countdown from 1979-1988 (though the dancing heyday ended in 1986, when most of the dancers quit the show).

But wait, you say you grew up across yon ocean in England-land? Well, then in that case you probably had the same exciting thoughts about Hot Gossip, the dance troupe that scandalized the average televison viewer and launched the career of Sarah Brightman.

Thanks to the seemingly omnipresent YouTube, you can now relive those Solid Gold and Hot Gossip moments, which have previously been locked tightly in the vaults of your memory.