I love the segue. I love to figure out which colors rock together (this summer is so yellow and magenta), which song picks up the tonality of the one previous, or the beat of the one previous to that. What spicy flavor tastes best with what sugary flavor (have you tried mint and watermelon lately?). Anyway, that said, I need to shout out about a huge problem in the world of movie theaters. Why do the previews frequently have jack to do with the movie you have just paid to see? If I am seated comfortably waiting for the credits to roll for "Julie & Julia", why are they showing me the trailer for "2012"? What customer survey rates interest in Julia Child as overlapping with digital mayhem and seriously horrible acting? I don't routinely tune in to the Mayan calendar, I thought we now used Fox news to predict the end of the world. But according to Hollywood's copy of that ancient calendar, life as we know it will cease to twitter in 2012. That's the year when the great CGI gods will transubstantiate giant buildings into melting piles of screaming rock and flesh. I was surprised to see John Cusack had sunk so low that he is now co-starring with digital destruction. And the destruction gets top billing. Perhaps this has something to do with John Hughes' untimely death...
Upon closer inspection the trailers that day seemed to be broken up into two staggeringly awful categories. Films made for dudes with an insatiable need for destruction and cars that go boom vs. films for chicks that love to weep in front of the Lifetime channel. A silent scream is now filling the cinema in my head. How did we fall this far from "Taxi Driver"? Hollywood has determined that the Lowest Common Denominator here is adrenaline vs. weepy emotion. I don't fit into either of those categories, as I am sure many people don't. Do smart people not go to the cinema? It seems we are obliged to merely rent old films and watch them in the quiet of our Netflix kingdoms.
The next step is to ask you, the lovely reader, to suggest one or more of your favorite films from Hollywood's past that you imagine could never get made today. Today being the era of Hollywood where ever more the choice of what movie to make is based on blockbuster potential instead of interesting plot. I can't imagine "Touch of Evil" getting made in today's Hollywood. The visuals alone in that movie are worth watching it over and over. What's your pick?




















