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November 24, 2008

Buy WFMU Crapola for the Holidays

WFMU has just added a ton of great items to our online store as an enticement to CONSUME this holiday season. Feast your eyes upon these delectable goodies:

 

 

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Tell your loved ones Happy Boxing Day with an "Eat Flaming Death Fascist Media Pigs!" hoodie, warm your sternocleidomastoid with a WFMU scarf, or check out tons of other fun DVDs, t-shirts, stickers, magnets, CDs, night lights, cookbooks, and more.

All orders received by 12/14 should arrive in time for x-mas.

November 10, 2008

WFMU Accepting Year-End Donations

Remember when I tempted you all with pics of this delicious swag a few weeks ago?

Ff_tee_fall08                                        Ff_gloves_bk    Now is your chance to snag these items online, by making a year-end donation to WFMU. For a pledge of $50, you can grab either our new Woof-Moo t-shirt (designed by listener Aaron Taylor-Waldman), or our Robert Mitchum-esque LOVE / WFMU knit gloves (designed by Rich Hazelton). Grab both for a pledge of $100.

Hit this page to make your year-end donation (or check your mailbox soon).

Not only will your pledge get you some awesome duds, but you'll help WFMU pay our bills through the cold winter months. If you weren't aware, WFMU only interrupts programming to fundraise once per year, and your year-end online and mail-in pledges help us keep it that way. Throw your recession worries to the wind for a moment and give in to the ultra-tempting, ultra-suave WFMU Fall 2008 swag!

November 05, 2008

Electile Dysfunction '08 Archives

Buffalo If you missed out on WFMU's special Election Day webstream, fear not! Electile Dysfunction '08 archives are available right here.

Enter WFMU's all-spin zone of political music, comedy, commentary, and audio art with your favorite DJs. You can check your hologram interviews at the door.

Thanks to Hatch for spearheading this effort!

Long Time Coming (MP3s)

Cooke Obama



"It's been a long time coming, but tonight, because of what we did on this day, in this election, at this defining moment, change has come to America."
— President-Elect Obama





In case you missed WFMU's election day "coverage" yesterday with our Electile Dysfunction '08 streaming Webcast, be sure to listen to the archives for some superlative programming. For my part, I filled the 6-7am hour with 14 consecutive versions of Sam Cooke's (now blessedly outdated) anthem "A Change Is Gonna Come." You can go here to access the entire hour, or just click on each individual song (Mp3s below):

Sam Cooke  |  The Off-Set  |  Prince Buster Bettye Swann  |  Arcade Fire
Otis Redding  |  Bob DylanAloe BlaccBaby Huey & the Babysitters  |  The Gits
Ken ParkerGavin DeGraw  |  Aaron Neville  |  Aretha Franklin

November 02, 2008

Amos'n'Andy Discuss The Election (MP3)

Amosandy_2 Just when you thought the media had run out of pundits... Amos'n'Andy - Presidential Election (MP3)

October 30, 2008

The libertarian case for Obama

Lil_obama1_2 Tom Smith has me reconsidering my vote:

"With some gratitude I realize that all the talk of Hope and Change can be distilled into a two-fold message that is both direct and pure:  If Obama is elected President, the government will give me money.  And second, that would be fair. ...

"Indeed, the prospect of getting more money does inspire in me a feeling I recognize as hope, and it would certainly be a welcome change.  Like many Americans, I get paid every month, and every month I pay bills.  I am struck by the frequency and intensity of the feeling that I could use more money.  This would be a change I could believe in. ...

"Some longtime readers may object that this endorsement represents a rejection of every principle I have ever stood for.  This may be true. However, I would ask them to consider that standing up for principles against an enthusiastic mob is a good way to make yourself very unpopular. ...

"I do admit I am a little worried about Ahmedwhatshisname getting nukes and Putin rolling into Europe, with only Obama's charisma to stop them.  I had never really thought of let's all play nicely together as a foreign policy since it doesn't even work with kids.  But hey, is that really my problem? He has like a zillion brilliant foreign policy advisers and I'm sure they'll figure something clever out.  I can no longer afford a trip to Israel anyway and I assume pictures of it will be archived on the internet."

October 23, 2008

Dead Tree Media Die-Off Watch

Lha_newsboy72_2 Mark Twain: "If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed."

I stopped reading newspapers about ten years ago. I'm not alone. To borrow a passage from Thomas Wolfe, reapplied to the major dailies: "That nothing out of the effort of their lives grew younger, better, or more beautiful, that all was erased in a daily wash of sewage."

October 22, 2008

Where's Neil?

Brolin I haven’t been to a movie in so long that I can’t remember the last one I went to. Borat, maybe? But last weekend Sluggo and I went with a friend to see W. Our friend hated it, but we thought it was okay. It wasn’t the serious documentary our friend apparently wanted it to be, and it wasn’t a point-at-the-monkey laugh riot either. I thought the music editing was brilliant, and I thought the complete absence of Neil Bush was bizarre. If all you knew about the Bush family came from this movie, you would not even know that Neil Bush exists, even though you would know about Marvin Bush, and who ever heard of him before? He never cost taxpayers $1 Billion by playing banker at the savings and loan.

I read in the Daily News that some white people may not vote for Barak Obama because they’re racists and don’t believe a black man is capable of straightening out the economy. But why not? It wasn’t black people who screwed it up. It was white Christian conservatives like George W. Bush who destroyed the entire world economy in just 8 years of unregulated “capitalism.” (And then, as soon as his white Christian conservative capitalist friends started losing money, he nationalized the banks.) It’s hard to see how a half-white Christian liberal could do any worse than that. Todd And how come the Republicans have quit talking about how Sarah Palin’s husband is mixed-race? He’s, like, a quadra-mo or an Eski-roon or something. But you never hear about it anymore.

Today it came out that the Republican National Committee spent over $150,000 to make Palin and her family presentable for the campaign. I can’t believe they spent so much to put lipstick on that pig! They could have been using that money for Cindy McCain’s botox. Then there’s the investigation into how Palin fired the Alaska Public Safety Commissioner because he wouldn’t fire her estranged brother-in-law: The investigation committee determined that Palin had abused her power and broken ethics laws. So then she started announcing at all her rallies that she’s relieved to have been “cleared of all wrong-doing.” Gal_palin Somebody better tell the RNC to buy some more lipstick—they’ve got a lot to cover up.

Thanks for reading my blogpost this time, and may God bless.

October 16, 2008

Photoshop contest!

Thanks to Reuters for the excellent fodder! We're too lazy to photoshop this pic, but you might not be... UPDATE: check out tons of great photo remixes below the jump! The deadline for this contest has passed and a winner will be selected within the next few days, thanks for all of the great entries.

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October 10, 2008

Brian Dewan campaign songs (video)

To get you in the mood for the remaining weeks of campaigning, why not take a listen to Brian Dewan's renditions of historical campaign songs, currently available on YouTube. There's "A Yankee Doodle Dandy" (the uncensored version!), "Buckle Down With Nixon", "Charlie and the MTA" (written for Walter A. O'Brien's run for mayor of Boston in 1949), "Vote for Newman" (Alfred E., that is), and one that should be familiar to WFMU listeners: "Jimmy Carter Says Yes".

October 08, 2008

Virginia Is For Lovers

Hands down, my favorite recording of the year...

THAT ONE '08!

ImagesIf there isn't somebody out there right now producing T-shirts and bumper stickers that say THAT ONE 2008, there should be. (You can send mine to me c/o WFMU.)

October 06, 2008

Hollywood: Two Words

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October 02, 2008

The Pied Piper

Pssssst, Irwin... can you hear the sweet, sweet music? (RealAudio)

There's more than one false messiah out there.

October 01, 2008

"I'm glad you're fired up!"

Barackocig_2Pssst -- Almighty Messiah ... a little respect over here, please.

So this doesn't happen again.

September 27, 2008

The Charming, Grandfatherly Tenderness of Doyle Davidson (videos)

Pentecostal "mouthpiece of God" from Plano, Texas, Doyle Davidson.  Right out of a Norman Rockwell painting, isn't he?

This gentle and unassuming ol' boy triumphantly screams from the rooftops how much he loves his new wife, warmly offers kudos to a member of his congregation for that nice e-mail he sent and offers neighborly assistance to a younger congregant who looks as though he's getting ready to puke all over himself.  "The Devil and Doyle Davidson"?  Folks, the Devil is Doyle Davidson.   

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September 23, 2008

That Explains It

Science The other day Listner Jim told me about an interesting study by Scientists and Experts. It seems that you can take someone who is pretty set in their beliefs about something, and show them actual, factual evidence that their beliefs are wrong—and not only will it not matter that they’re wrong, but the factual evidence to the contrary will make their adherence to their incorrect beliefs even stronger. I don’t know exactly which study Listner Jim had in mind, but you can find lots of them if you Google “belief perseverance” or “confirmation bias.” Those Scientists and Experts are a busy bunch.

Davis This helps explain the Troy Davis case, I guess. Troy Davis was arrested in 1989 and charged with shooting off-duty police officer Mark MacPhail during a scuffle in a Burger King parking lot. He was convicted in 1991, based solely on the testimony of witnesses. There was absolutely no physical evidence connecting MacPhail to the crime. (The gun was never found.) Seven of the nine witnesses who testified against Davis have recanted their testimony, and most say they were coerced by police into signing statements—some say they did not even read the statements they signed. (One was even illiterate.) They just wanted the police to let them go and leave them alone. One of the two “witnesses” who has not recanted his testimony is an alternate suspect against whom new evidence does exist. A couple of the original prosecution witnesses now say that this man is the one who killed Officer MacPhail. But in spite of all the facts that point to Troy Davis being innocent, the Supreme Court of Georgia has denied him a new trial, and the Georgia State Board of Pardon and Paroles has refused to commute Troy Davis’ death sentence, and unless the Supreme Court of the United States does something before 7:00 PM tonight (less than two hours from the time I am writing this), the state of Georgia will execute Troy Davis, who says he never killed anybody. The facts also say he probably didn’t, but the facts just seem to make the Georgia authorities more determined to put Troy Davis to death.

Mac I see the same phenomenon every time I mention how John McCain “wet started” the fire on the USS Forrestal, or whenever I say “Keating 5” or “Savings and Loan bail-out” or “disfigured first wife.” My little Republican friends’ eyes glaze over, and they just get more determined to vote for this guy. Or maybe it's Sarah Palin they're voting for. I got about a dozen forwarded emails this morning concerning some PBS poll where people are being asked whether Palin is qualified to be Vice President. The YES vote was winning, and these folks were all agitated and wanted everyone to go vote NO. But I think they’re missing the point: It’s a poll, and most people are voting YES, and that means that most people—or most of the people responding to the poll, anyway—think she is qualified. You fancy liberals better come up with something better than clicking your mouse NO and thinking you’ve accomplished something. Because any facts you can produce to show that Sarah Palin is way out of her league are only going to make those YES folks more convinced that she’s great VP material. And what are you gonna do about that?

September 20, 2008

Dummygate

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She should learn to use a dictionerry.

Can you believe they put such a ditz on the ticket?

September 14, 2008

New Leader (video)

September 12, 2008

Thai Sylvania Light Bulb Ad

Originally thought this TV ad was a take on the bizarro cultsploitation flick Mystics In Bali with the head floating around, but needless to say this goes on to make any of those U.S. Burger King ads (and the Mondo Macabro catalog in general) look pretty soothing in comparison. Thanks to Billy Kiely for forward.

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Logo Contest 2008

  • Robin Hendrickson 6 - Contest Winner!
    WFMU held a logo design contest in June, and we received an outpouring of great submissions. Check 'em out!

Guitar Face

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    Scott Williams' tribute to the facial expressions that squeeze those notes out of guitars.