Blather:

May 09, 2008

It's Incredibly Depressing Being Green

He made news about this same time last year with an incendiary video for "Hurt", and this week the mad genius behind Sad Kermit dropped a new video, a cover of Elliot Smith's "Needle In The Hay", with a recreation of the Richie Tenenbaum suicide scene from The Royal Tenenbaums.

Here are some mp3s of Sad Kermit singing some other sad songs. See and hear more at SadKermit.com.

Creep (Radiohead)   Hallelujah (Leornard Cohen/Jeff Buckley)   Hurt (Nine Inch Nails/Johnny Cash)

Also on Beware of the Blog: Derek and Clive meet the Muppets - Is the most influential musician of all time Animal or Cookie Monster? - the Yip Yip Martians - Martin Scorcese's Sesame Streets - Welcome to the Muppet Show Fan Club - meet the real life Kermit (in voice anyway) - Jim Henson gets freaky
 

May 08, 2008

Unbelievable Believers: Christian Song Demos

53_ch7 A few weeks ago, the always reliable Music For Maniacs posted a few tracks of demos from hopeful Christian artists. After the "Safe Sex Is Just a Fantasy Rap" quickly shot up to the top of my current favorites list, I decided to delve a little further and so headed over to the site where they were originally found, Those Unbelievable Believers: The Blessed Sounds of Incredible Christian Song Demos.

Within this site lay a treasure trove of religious amateur recordings (or B.S. - blessed sounds), from earnest country croonings, to Eagles songs reinterpreted, to professors proclaiming their faith, to kiddie Jesus raps, to some absolutely completely insane ramblings. All of these were lovingly compiled with hilariously sacrilegious commentary by one "Doc" (aka Deuce of Clubs). As an example of what to expect, here is Doc's handy chart of gospel demo song structure:

A) Beginning
    B) Middle
    B) Some more middle
        C) Conclusion
A) And . . . back to the beginning
    B) Middle, middle, middle
    B) More middle until you almost can't believe it, then:
        C) Conclusion . . . or:
    B) More middle—it gets hard to tell
    B) Definitely more middle stuff here, finally shading to either
A) A New Beginning . . . or:
        C) [Missing conclusion].


Follow the jump for 22 tracks of Christian demo madness!

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May 05, 2008

Yogi Bear Abducted My Children!

Once nice thing about living in Brooklyn is that you're never quite sure what happen as you as you open the door in the morning. This is what greeted me earlier this week, and made me feel like I was living inside a certain terrifying kiddie film:


Is it really okay to bribe kids with cotton candy, fake superheros, hip hop, and a Sunday school that meets on Saturday? Should I have called the authorities? I also found it odd that they didn't mention the Christian religious aspect (the school is run by Bushwick-based Metro Ministries), and that they were trolling my mostly Hasidic neighborhood (Crown Heights).

Actually being at this school may be even more surreal, as it is the nation's biggest Bible Day Camp. Here's a sample of what goes on: jumpin' Jesus!

April 25, 2008

Fxxk The Humans!

Fuckhumans_2 This week, animator/comic genius Brad Neely dropped a new short musical animated piece. I wrote a bit about Neely in a previous post, and he is popping up on screen as one of the subjects of the new film We Are Wizards, which examines the subculture around the Harry Potter books (the film played at the NY Underground Film Festival earlier this month, as is in the Independent Film Festival of Boston this weekend).

His new cartoon is musical ditty in which "all of the woodland elves, satyrs and hobgoblins are finally coming together for a ragtime protest ditty against us Homo sapiens." They have a rather impressive list of all the things we get wrong.

Dirty, crude, juvenile, and completely reprehensible. And catchy as hell...

NSFW video after the jump.

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April 24, 2008

Night of the Comet

Night of the Comet doesn't have any right to be as doggone enjoyable as it is. For one thing, it's an overly simple pitch: The Omega Man with Valley Girls. Instead of disease, we've got a different end of the world event - a Haley's-type comet that turns everyone to red dust - which leaves only a few survivors and a plague of pesky zombies. And unlike Richard Matheson's I Am Legend, the survivors don't hole up and go slightly mental - they go to the mall in a "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" montage!

CheerleaderWhile not a major hit, first time feature director Thom Eberhardt's action-comedy zombie-apocalypse teen film really captured the adolescent imagination and became burned in the mind of pretty much any kid growing up in the 80s. It tainted a lot of reality for me, and for years I thought that all radio stations were heavily decorated with neon (false), that cheerleaders holding automatic weapons were pretty hot (true), that steel would protect me from evil comets (possible), and that movie theater projection booths would be an awesome place to have a tryst (no comment).

Re-watching the film as an adult, I'm struck a bit more by the movie's mellow pace and enjoyable tongue-in-cheek sense of humor. And God bless low budgets, because instead of annoying over-effects, we get simpler tastes of post apocalyptic life: a red tint in the air, piles of clothes (like a Christian scare film), empty streets, and zombies that aren't the drooling, decomposing, over-the-top undead - but merely the angry, slightly decomposing undead.

Unfortunately, the small budget does mean a selection of crappy non-hits for the soundtrack. Listen to:  Thom Pace, "Virgin In Love"

Unlike many a comedy thriller, the first half of the film offers plenty of character development. The heroines are two sisters, the oldest being Regina (the rather bland Catherine Mary Stewart), and the youngest being sassy cheerleader Sam, played with completely endearing snottiness by Kelli Maroney. In fact, you could say that she pretty much steals the film, and creates the defining 80s cheerleader girl in the process (she was actually cast due to her other cheerleader role in Fast Times At Ridgemont High). They meet up with a hunky young male survivor (played by future Star Trek Voyager cast member Robert Beltran) and take up camp at a Top 40 radio station.

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April 18, 2008

The Drive-In Lives

Ciusabldg_daynight_2 Now that the Spring is finally springing, I've got a hankerin for two things.

One, is celebrating the final season of classic Coney Island. It should be noted that Coney has always been a place for change, it's just too bad we know live in an era where change becomes corporate homogenization. However, there is good news: though the parks themselves are being replaced, the Coney Island Freakshow and Coney Island Museum are getting bigger and better now that they own the building. Hooray!

The other outdoor activity that I can't live without is the Drive-In. Yes, it too is a dying beast, but a few hearty places live on. The best may well be the Starlight Drive-In in Atlanta. Not only do they host an annual Monster Bash and two day B-Movie marathon that makes a special road trip worth while, but they may possibly have the coolest concession stand on the planet.

That's just the tip of the iceberg. Check out more Starlight concession stand photos via Flickr user Zombophoto. (While you're there, take the time to look over his 8 Track Tape collection, and a house so jam-packed with cool collectible stuff that it might even make the Cramps jealous. Okay, maybe not - because they have a LOT of stuff.)

April 17, 2008

Boring Postcards

Picparrboringm6 One of my favorite art books is a collection of ephemera gathered by Magnum photographer Martin Parr. In is own work, Parr is well known for being able to pull the sublime out of the mundane with playful sense of humor, so it makes sense that as a hobby he has collected the worst of postcards. To date he has compiled three books out of them: Boring Postcards, Boring Postcards USA and Langweilige Postkarten.

This trilogy of self-explanatory titles are a delight to peruse (read an in-depth review of the books here), and it is especially refreshing that Parr doesn't bother to try and over- analyze their artistic merit (however, you can listen to a marvelous discussion on the past and history of amateur photography with Parr here). In fact, he doesn't write anything at all about the postcards. You are just to look upon them and feel, erm, bored. 

Flickr also has a pool of Boring Postcards, though the term seems rather loosely defined by its users. While this pool features some fine examples of postcards with the utter dullness of Parr's examples, it also has too many postcards of historical buildings (often quite pretty if not interestingly photographed) and postcards that are merely "old". In other words, not nearly unexceptional enough. Besides, how could anyone possibly define a maggot salesman postcard as "boring"?

This slight disconnect got me to thinking: what is it that makes a postcard boring?
Certainly there is the composition: bland, flat shots of rather uninteresting subjects. However, it isn't a lack of "art" that truly yanks an image into dullsville. It's that sad feeling that it gives you inside. Not only does someone think you need to celebrate this moment/place/advertisement/emptiness, but that you will want to relive it for a lifetime, keep a picture of it, and share it with friends.

To illustrate, here are some from my collection:

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Del-Ray Motel, w miles west of City on Rt. 40. Indianapolis, Indiana.

Follow the jump for more boring images.

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April 10, 2008

Commercial Fever Dreams Part 2

The alternative reality of television commercials have a way of sneaking up on you..and you can't help but wonder if the world you experience is real or imaginary. Let's explore.

If you lived anywhere near New York City between 1974 and 1988, then you knew one simple fact: "Some women just look that way…"  For more, read this glorious essay on the Ritz Thrift Shop commercial.

Meanwhile, Rochester's House of Guitars offers an altogether different experience.

Chicago has long felt the awkward power of the omnipresent Moo & Oink, perhaps the funkiest meat market on the planet.

Wait, what was that on my fork?

Small, moving, shooting parts that are made to lodge in your throat. Yes, that adds up to one of the funnest kid games on the planet: Bing Bang Boing!

More...including pies, dancing, leg warmers, and video games after the jump!

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April 03, 2008

MP3 Truffles: The Rick Rollingest

Dandjfront How come I had to hear about Rick Rolling via the New York Times? Oh well, working this new "day job" has put me behind on the times, and that's why Armagideontime was able to pull this one on me. April Fool indeed.

Speaking of pranks, I was duped into thinking that another great punk blog, Last Days of Man on Earth, had suddenly disappeared. Was this another April Fool's Day gag? After emailing Joe Stumble the truth was out. "This is an annual rite of passage for Last Days readers.  It's called 'Joe Forgot to Pay his Bill Day'. Happens at the end of every March." Thank goodness that's all it was, or else we would have lost his recent discovery of a shitload of Die Kreuzen videos, as well as a recent classic rap collection. It's chock full o' Sugarhill era crucials.
Listen to: Ronnie Gee "Raptivity"

Truly terrifying, not to be laughed at, and completely traumatizing to any child of the 50s - but funny all the same - are these vintage Fallout Shelter Advertisements.
Listen to: Survive-All

Marcysmokey_front And speaking of advertising mascots gone wild, did you know that Smokey the Bear preys prays every night? Of course he does - and Little Marcy proves it.
Listen to: "How Does Smokey Bear Spend the Evening?/When Smokey Bear Says His Prayers"

But praying isn't all fun and games in the forest. Yes, it is a complex job, being a Church Usher. Fortunately, there is a whole album that will show you the ropes.
Listen to: "The Doorkeepers, Don't Forget the Four S's"

And this week's pot o' gold: the album cover above. Danny and Joyce brought a little something special to the 70s soft rock scene. And it was darn creepy.
Listen to: "The Stars"

More groovy mp3 finds after the jump.

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March 30, 2008

This week's viral crazes...

Two videos I just saw this week and couldn't help but share.

The McCain Girls (via New York Mag)
It's painful, but hold out for the scene where it actually does start raining McCain's and you'll lose your shit.

UPDATE: Tis a damn fine comedy hoax.

Bathing with Bierko: John Malkovich
The fact that John Malkovich is willing to get in the tub with Craig Bierko and have his ears lovingly scrubbed as he repeats "Portugal" and "flamingo" over and over makes me love Malkovich even more than I already did.

March 27, 2008

You'll Never Look at Breakfast the Same Way Again

Breakfast The clip after the jump may be the most hilariously disturbing thing I have ever seen. A friend slipped this scene quietly onto a video he made for me and it changed my life forever. I have shown this video to everyone who I can force to watch it and the reaction has always been the same - beautiful howling horrors.

Enjoy! (NSFW *porn* after jump!!!)

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March 20, 2008

Childhood Humiliations: Disneyland

Disneylandsigngenerator When I was eight years old, my family took a Vacation-style road trip from Denver all the way to Orange County, California. While it was a two week journey with plenty of action, there are only two really crystal clear memories I have of that trip. One is of my mother and I taking turns talking to truckers on the CB radio. The other is, of course, Disneyland.

A family can't go anywhere near California without the kids asking about Disneyland. Heck, a family can't go on a trip at all without the kids asking about Disneyland. It's mecca. I was never much into Disney, except Herbie the Love Bug which I was obsessed with because my mom drove a VW. Still, even I lost all rationale thinking about Fantasyland and Tomorrowland and that giant Cinderella castle.

Disneyland didn't disappoint. I remember playing on Tom Sawyer's Island, which I never wanted to leave. I remember riding It's A Small World and giggling with my mother because we were both kind of terrified. And I remember waiting outside the Matterhorn as everyone else went on the ride because there was no way - absolutely no fucking way - I was going to ride a roller coaster down a mountain. 

But mostly I remember Great Moments with Mister Lincoln


Follow the jump for the humiliating part....


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March 13, 2008

Marketing Genius, early 90s version

Chumpies and Homegirls Potato Chips (1992)
Hitting the shelves primarily in Philly, these chips eventually found their way to my neighborhood in Boston, where they were sold in the Bodega under my apartment. Chumpies came in Chili-Cheese and Jalapeño, and Home Girls were Sour Cream or Hot Honey BBQ. The chips themselves were pretty good, but it was the "positive message" on the bags that really sold me (click image above for a larger view, and read the words of wisdom). More details on these treats via this blogger.

James Brown Cookeez (1994)
Around 1994, HEAVY cookies started showing up in stores. Not actually created by the Godfather of Soul himself, but adorned with his funky image, these chalky little delights came in French Vanilla, Coconut, Chocolate Chip Feel Goodeez, and most intriguingly, Banana Peanut Butter Creameez. Supposedly on the way were Sweet Potato and Watermelon. We can thank a retired Navy engineer for helping these get into the world, and while they are no longer in stores,  you can see a bag in person at Atlanta's own Soul Food Museum.

Thirsty Dog (1995)
"Until now, there were no beverages designed to meet the discriminating taste buds of our companions from the animal kingdom. . . Isn't it high time you looked your Cat or dog in the eye and said, 'Let's have a drink...of ThirstyDog! or ThirstyCat! ' We tested ThirstyDog! (crispy beef) and ThirstyCat! (tangy fish) over 15,000 times to find just the right combination of flavor, aroma, and most important to everyone who loves their pet, vitamins and minerals. And then we tested ThirstyDog! and ThirstyCat! against -ugh!- tap water. Faithful Fidos and Finicky Felines everywhere overwhelmingly preferred the taste of ThirstyDog! and ThirstyCat!"

March 08, 2008

Foxes

Foxes2 When I first saw Foxes as a kid on cable TV, I wasn't too impressed with the movie itself. Back then, growing up in the midst of suburban ennui, it was hard to appreciate films about kids growing up in the midst of suburban ennui. Too close to home, if you will. What really captivated me about the film was the idea that they were close to the big city, Los Angeles in this case, where they would head to experience the big weird world of hookers, drug addicts, and really kick ass rock shows featuring glam-rock bands named Angel.

But as an adult I have learned to enjoy Foxes much more as a film about the hard process of growing up. I've also come to appreciate that instead of the male bonding of The Outsiders or Over the Edge, this film shows the gritty and troubled reality of female adolescence. Foxes wasn't alone, as the late 70s and early 80s offered several great "girls gone wild" films: Ladies and Gentlemen the Fabulous Stains, Times Square, Little Darlings, and especially Fast Times At Ridgemont High (everyone seems to only remember the stoner fun of Spicoli, but Jennifer Jason Leigh's abortion drama was the center of that film).

In other words, despite the marketing and the title and the soundtrack featuring Donna Summer, Foxes is not a sex romp. Instead, the first film from Adrian Lyne (Flashdance, Jacob's Ladder, etc), is an R-rated version of an after-school special, where four pre-Valley Girl valley girls slowly grow up and grow apart - and the hard life leads to the inevitable tragedy.

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February 28, 2008

I Got You Babe

They say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
I guess that's so, we don't have a pot*
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

Doesn't the marathon just make you want to sing a beautiful donation duet? I got FMU, babe!

Genius: Tiny Tim & Eleanor Barooshian (of Cake) with The Band    |    David Bowie & Marianne Faithful

Creepy: Animatronic dog puppets    |    Poorly-animated cats

Classic:  Sonny and Cher (on the Barbara McNair show)

Many more IGYB videos after the jump. Can your heart take it?

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February 25, 2008

Truly classic turntablism

0006kkkt_3 For everyone who thinks club DJs are just late 20th century, check out this turn of the century dual turntable.


Via the always fun Vintage Ads.

February 24, 2008

Science Geeks are the coolest!

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Photobasement posted a slew of Science Fair photos last week, and it got me slipping down the k-hole of my past, thinking about those days as a budding science nerd. And so, after much googling and image searching, I pulled together even more photos. Some are funny, and some are just darn cute!

And so, a slew of Science Fair photos (including some of my faves from the Photobasement post) after the jump!

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February 21, 2008

MP3 Truffles: Essentials Vol 2

Tonic Welcome to part two of my list of favorite sites that share MP3 files. The key here isn't just that they increase my digital music whatchamawhosit, but that they also drop the musical knowledge in a way that is fun to read, with sites that are easy to use and completely worth expoloring. This isn't every music blog I visit, or even every one of my favorites, but they are always at the top of my list, and perhaps have the greatest percentage of tracks that I not only download - but keep.

Check out last week's post for my first six selections. And now join me as we delve into more, making this list an even dozen.

But wait... In order to also to expand my own knowledge of good music sites out there, I thought it would be fun to have these great bloggers share their favorites as well. And so, there also follows links to more great sites where you can spend some ear and eye time, all as recommended by great music bloggers themselves. Read on - and download away!

ESSENTIAL PLACES TO DIG FOR MP3 TRUFFLES, Part Two

  1. Garage Hangover
  2. Last Days of Man on Earth
  3. Music For Maniacs
  4. Record Robot
  5. Said the Gramophone
  6. Spread the Good Word

Follow the jump for descriptions and links. 


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February 19, 2008

National Guitar-Rifle Association

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Nuff said...   via Vintage ads

February 14, 2008

MP3 Truffles: Essentials Vol 1

2244820332_43c8e434ed_b_2I've been trolling the music blogs and doing a little post called MP3 Truffles - so named, because I feel often like a pig digging through huge mounds of earth - for a little over a year now. And I have to admit that I have slacked off a bit in the past few months. Part of it is because I haven't quite had the time to dedicate to the ever expanding amount of sites that share MP3s. But also, I must admit, was that I felt like my selections were getting a little stale.

So for the new year, I have decided to regroup. I'll only be posting the MP3 finds once a month or so, but I will try each time to focus on a new or innovative site, rather than keep re-listing the ones I love.

But I have not forgotten these favorite bloggers! And to show my love this Valentine's Day, I thought it would be nice to pass on my 12 personal favorite music blogs for you to add to your bookmarks or RSS feeds or what-have-you. Keep these close, treasure them, and visit them often, for these are the sites that are consistently worth visiting.

In order to also to expand my own knowledge of good music sites out there, I thought it would be fun to have these great bloggers share their favorites as well. And so, there also follows links to more great sites where you can spend some ear and eye time, all as recommended by great music bloggers themselves. Read on - and download away!


ESSENTIAL PLACES TO DIG FOR MP3 TRUFFLES, Part One
These are the first six - tune in later this week for the conclusion.

  1. Big Rock Candy Mountain/Barstool Mountain
  2. Bostworld
  3. Copy, Right?
  4. Crud Crud
  5. Egg City Radio
  6. Funky 16 Corners/Iron Leg

Follow the jump for descriptions and links. 

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February 07, 2008

MacArthur Park

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it

The Three Degrees, Donna Summer

The Maynard Ferguson Orchestra (part two, see first part here), Stan Kenton and his Orchestra

Harriett Levy, Mistress X, Transvestite Dominatrix

"But where is the original with Richard Harris?", you ask. Why, there he is, along with more cover versions, just after the jump!

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January 31, 2008

Webisodes worth watching

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"Webisode" is one of those 21st century future words that I still have a bit of trouble wrapping my head around. The phrase "video podcast" doesn't serve much better. But they are certainly their own creatures. These videos aren't long enough to be TV shows or even short films, and yet it isn't right to just call them clips, either. Heck, quite often they are professionally made and even have good editing and production values - but still with that backyard homemade feel.

Well, whatever the word, these streaming (and often downloadable) videos usually focus on one of three topics: comedy, music, and science. Well, that is a wild generalization, but I don't have time to explore the infinite amount of video out there. These categories just happen to help define the three web series that have grabbed my attention recently. And so I share them with you.

Comedy: YACHT ROCK   
Music: TAKE-AWAY SHOWS 
Science: THE MANPOLLO PROJECT

Follow the jump for details, links, and video samples.

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January 28, 2008

Two Thumbs up for Fonzploitation

Fonzbike Earlier this week, the headlines blared forth the news of the Bronze The Fonz fundraising project. Milwaukee's most popular resident may be fictional, but he is more iconic than Steve Miller, Gene Wilder, and Dick Bacon combined. And so, local residents banded together erect a statue of Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli. Minneapolis, you can stick your Mary Richards, because Brew City gets The Fonz! Ayyy!

This touched the cockles of my heart because Fonzie was one of my idols as a kid. My biggest goal in life was to wear a leather jacket, make things work by hitting them, and live over my friend's parent's garage until I was well into my thirties. Funny thing is, I wasn't a fan of Happy Days at all. Sure, I watched it from time to time, but I didn't really like the antics of those clean cut kids. The only time I really paid attention to what was happening was when the Fonz was on the screen.

And I don't think I'm alone, because of all the break out characters from that piece of sitcom nostalgia fluff (Mork, Laverne and Shirley, the completely boring Joanie and Chachi), the only one that really became an icon was Fonzie. In fact, the Bronze The Fonz campaign is just the latest in a long line of Fonz exploitation. Need proof? First, let's start with the celebrity endorsements. (note: Bowie only speaks of Fonzie a bit at the beginning of his interview)

Now check out everything the Fonz did for the kids.

The Fonz is still being exploited, be it either through Happy Days tributes from Weezer, commercials by car companies, crap pop-punk bands, or even Henry Winkler himself - who is still jumping the shark (in that classic moment on Arrested Development. Not on YouTube, but you should own those DVDs anyway).

Fonzcolorfoms Related links:
Fonzie biography
The sounds of The Fonz
Jumping the shark, the definitive crap-tastic TV moment
Henry Winkler reflects on jumping said shark
Who is The Fonz?
The Heyettes, "Fonzie Fonzie, He's Our Man" album.
Fonzie: A Cool Coloring Book Cover 1 2 3
Grudge Match: The Fonz vs. Captain Kirk
How did you produce this exquisite creature?

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January 24, 2008

Album Art Extended

SoundsofsilenceoptimisedWe've had some pretty good looks at album art here on the blog, including album covers that are inexplicably nude, Turkish, and even "on the attack". Heck, we even encourage more than a little artistic modification of album covers at the record fair.

But over on B3TA last month, they had one of those wonderful time-killing photoshop contests that I sure wish we'd thought of: Extending Album Art. It is a classic idea, but unfortunately the competition is closed, and there are a lot of cruddy entries (a bit too many hand drawn penises for my taste). I think we could offer some fine additions to this new art form.

And so, let's announce a contest for you, our own WFMU loyalists, to create and submit your own extended covers.

The rules (via the original competition) are simple: "Using any tools available - you, your record collection, a camera, photoshop, a scanner, whatever works - show us what happens beyond the borders of classic album sleeves, how the artwork continues."

Plop your entry on Flickr or whatnot, and post a link in the comments of this post. We'll grab the best ones and include them in a future post. Perhaps we'll be able to eek out some sort of prize for the "winning" entry (which will be arbitrarily selected based on our whims).

Here are my favorites from the original competition. Click to open full size in a separate window:

Lo-Fi (ie, not so fancy with the photo editing) entries are also encouraged. Such as these:

Go crazy! Oh, and you get bonus points if you can manage to extend Brian Turner's copy of the Addrisi Brothers album cover and make it even creepier.

January 17, 2008

Absolut Clitron

Absolutcitron A lot of bloggers are writing about Target's Times Square vagina ad today (Buzzfeed has the scoop).

But in my book, nothing beats Absolut Vagina!

More dirty ads here.

Guitar Face

  • Gf36
    Scott Williams' tribute to the facial expressions that squeeze those notes out of guitars.

Logo-Rama 2005

  • Winner (T-shirt): Gregory Jacobsen
    We received such an outpouring of extraordinary listener artwork submissions for our recent logo design contest that we just couldn't keep it all to ourselves.

    Hold your champagne glass high, extend your pinky, turn up your nose, and take a stroll through this gallery of WFMU-centric works from the modern era.

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