For five years running now, WFMU has closed out our annual fundraising marathon with a cavalcade of singing DJs, each performing a song of their own choosing while backed up by the Hoof & Mouth Sinfonia -- a live karaoke band comprising even still more WFMU DJs. To paraphrase the great Scott Williams, (seen here taking a much-deserved break between sessions) who acts as Hoof & Mouth organizer and band leader supreme, this event is the source for our most animated water-cooler discussions in the 364 days that precede each annual performance of the band. Recollections of whose performances were the best, most drunkenly delivered, or most juxtaposed to that particular DJs playlists are all elements that figure into these discussions. (Efforts to convince Fabio to perform "True" by Spandau Ballet have consistently failed, year after year.)
We're gluttons for tradition around here, and tradition clearly dictates that this mess takes place not only on the airwaves of WFMU, but on a webcam feed as well, effectively delivering these hastily rehearsed renditions of the classics live from our main studio and into the hard drives of FMU listeners scattered across the globe. This year, ace listener Jeff T not only captured and recorded the entire thing, but has edited it down into convenient, DJ-sized chunks, which we are now pleased to present for your horror/amusement here.
Behold the damning evidence! WFMU DJs soil themselves to the classics! (Right click to download .wmv files of each performance...)
Bill Mac performs "Hello There" by Cheap Trick and "Stuart" by the Dead Milkmen
Dave the Spazz conquers "Treat Her Right" by Roy Head
Tamar stuns and amazes with "Simon Says" by the 1910 Fruitgum Company
Gaylord Fields goes to town with "Family Affair" by Sly & the Family Stone
Mac kicks it old school with "Indiana Wants Me" by R. Dean Taylor
Dan Bodah pushes the extreme with "Baby's on Fire" by Brian Eno
Bob W and Trouble harmonize on "O Canada" (traditional)
Trouble belts it outta the park with "Scratch my Back" by Jan Panter
David Suisman pushes envelopes on "Declaration of Independence" by Insect Trust
Scott Williams considers "Atras do Trio Eletrico" by Caetano Veloso
Irene Trudel ably handles "Riding in my Car" by NRBQ
Bethany re-defines "Tattoo" by The Who
Rob Weisberg strikes a pose to "Hidegen" by The Ex
Charlie makes it happen with "You Make me Feel Like Dancin' at 33 RPM" by Leo Sayer
Bryce considers his freedom with "Let the Eagle Soar" by John Ashcroft
$mall Change steps up with "Step Right Up" by Tom Waits
Chris T. breaks it down with "Convoy" by C.W. McCall
Mike Lupica shows his twee side with "I Know Where Syd Barrett Lives" by Television Personalities
The Lady in Black de-mystifies "Long Black Veil" by Lefty Frizzell
Doug Schulkind takes it to another level on "There Stands the Glass" by Webb Pierce
Irwin declares "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain
Jeff Davison destroys (in a good way) "Lodi" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Liz Berg lights the fuse with "Cherry Bomb" by the Runaways
Lou Ziegler does it up Cleveland style with "Sonic Reducer" by the Dead Boys
Evan "Funk" Davies blows doors open with "Baker Street" by Gerry Rafferty
John Allen does it like a cowboy on "Do Ya" by the Move
Maria delights with "Hangin' on the Telephone" by Blondie
Megan shows us how it's done with "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes
Brian Turner rides the painted pony all the way to the "Rock Bottom" by UFO
Rich Hazelton summons the "Jabberwock" by Boeing Duveen & the Beautiful Soup
Terre T. holds forth on "I Love You Big Dummy" by Magazine
Tom Scharpling brings it home with "Born to Run" by Bruce Springsteen
Ken Freedman does the Acid Mothers remix of "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin
holy cow! what a freak show.
i blame this blog for comprehensively and eternally shatterring all my assumptions about my fav radio personalities. especially the one that Ken is a gentleman.
Posted by: themoonshake | March 31, 2005 at 08:31 AM
Another video of Attorney General Bryce's Eagle performance, with MUCH better sound:
Download AVI (86.7mb)
Posted by: Kenzo | March 31, 2005 at 01:39 PM
Bryce, man, I hope you got laid for that.
Posted by: Kurt Gottschalk | March 31, 2005 at 06:07 PM
One word: BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bravo to one and all.
Posted by: Eagle Eye | April 01, 2005 at 09:26 AM
I can truly say that radio is this groups drug of choice A few have OD'd,some need rehab, but all in all, your all addicted. Ya'll do it 'til it Hertz!!!
Posted by: Timm McCoy | April 01, 2005 at 03:19 PM
This is off the chain! We'll all miss our souls. Where is the epicenter, my earhole? (intentionally ambiguous) Cowabunga!!
Posted by: vanjulio | April 01, 2005 at 05:03 PM
Most of the photos on this page were taken by me!
-max-
Posted by: -max- | June 09, 2005 at 01:24 PM
i'm sort of surprised that the all-knowing wfmu didn't catch that magazine's "i love you, you big dummy" is a cover itself; it was originally done by captain beefheart. weird!
Posted by: kylie | March 16, 2006 at 06:42 PM
Oh, you didn't watch Bryce's Ashcrofty video yet? Well, it's moved to a different address:
Download AVI
Posted by: Kenzo (lastever.org / kenzodb.com) | December 06, 2008 at 01:12 PM