Don't see nothin' wrong with a little bump 'n grind

Natrona County High School students in Casper, WY are being denied their right to party (read the article here). The school is requiring students to sign a contract stating that they will not participate in "freak dancing, lap dancing, bumping, grinding, thrusting, dirty dancing and any dancing that involves excessive physical contact" during their prom. In retaliation, students are organizing a MORP (hint: number nine, number nine) as an alternative to the school prom, allowing their adolescent hormones to fully detonate, unhindered by contractual agreements. WFMU supports NCHS’s need to express sexually suggestive booty shaking on their own terms, and we heretofore suggest the following tunes for their MORP:

MP3s:
"Wide-Ass Whumpin"
"Damn, Your Booty Don't Stop"

Real Audio from the WFMU Archives:
Peaches, Gonzales & Feist “aa/XXX”  (from Scott's show)
Sexual Harassment “Sexual Connection”  (from Mike's show)
Missy Elliot and Smith and Hack “Track one and Get Your Freak On”  (from Ken's show)
The Incomparable Rutland Junior High School Ensemble “The Hustle” (from Monica's show)
Sonny Dublin “Pigimy (sic) Grind”  (from Black Ops' show)
Kenny G and Irwin “I’ve Had the Time of my Life” (from Kenny G's show)

(from Downtown Soulville with Mr. Fine Wine)
Too Sweet “Hustle and Double Bump”
Ellen Jackson “Ghetto Boogie”
Jackie Wilson “Shake a Leg”
Sean "Mr. Esquire" Taylor “Funky Soul Dance”

 

Comments

[Zach in Philly]

MORPhallicious job, Liz!

No link for it, but the Violent Femmes' "You can bump and grind ... Have a good time," from "Children Of The Revolution" is a shoo-in, too.
Heard a song on Mike Lupica's Show that had me switchin' in my seat: Betty Davis, "If I'm in Luck I Might Get Picked Up," to add.
An, whatever happened to a good 'ol fashioned tag teamin' as observed in Homer-n-June-n-Jethro's take on "Baby, It's Cold Outside" from The Dirtiest Set on WFMU.

[R Bishop]

Why not tell them to get enrolled into your U.S. army, and go to Iraq to detonate their hormones ? I hear over there, you even get to burn the (human) evidence after you've finished with it. Rape in Phillipines, Okinawa, &c, &c, does not present quite such good opportunities, but hey ! a GI gets it where (s)he finds it ! go Lindy ! Go Lindie !