The Happy Listener's Guide To Mind Control

Back in the waning days of the Cold War, I made a cassette compilation of corporate, religious and political propaganda called The Happy Listener's Guide to Mind Control, and I offered it to donating listeners as a fundraising tchotchke for our 1991 fundraiser. Fifteen years, one new world order and countless layers of Orwellianism later, the MP3s for the Happy Listener's Guide found me, so I'm hypnotically compelled to offer the contents up once again, free of charge this time. Thanks to whoever took the time to rip them!

Forrest McCullough - Flight F-I-N-A-L excerpt 1
The culture of death, for the culture-of-life set. From the introduction to an LP-length allegory that's sure to terrify Christians under the age of eight. If you're reading this blog, you've already been bumped from this flight, so don't concern yourself. Download MP3.

Sri Darwin Gross - At The Grassroots
The faith of Eckankar, besides advocating low-cost travel through the time-space continuum, has a long history of charismatic (albeit tonedeaf) leaders. Here, the then-reigning Echmaster belts out a melody of his own, uh, devising. Download MP3.

Victor Lundberg - An Open Letter to my Teenage Son
The hit single from a collection of 1960's Libertarian recitations. A seminal release
in the field of hyperpatriotic white rap (see Byron Magregor, below). Download MP3.

Exxon Singers - America's Way
Pre-Reaganomic trickle-down theory, in song. The LP was titled "the Spirit of Achievement" and was distributed to Exxon employees at some point between the gas crisis of 1973 and the second one in 1979. Download MP3.

Jack Van Impe - The Coming War With Russia (excerpt)
The good Reverand broadcast his creative Bible interpretations out of Detroit, and was syndicated nationally throughout the Sixties and Seventies. Van Impe samples also abound on records from the same era. Download MP3.

L. Ron Hubbard - March of the Psychlo
What's a crazed ex-CIA officer / cult leader without a good hit single behind him? From the album of the book of the incredibly horrible John Travolta movie Battlefield Earth, Scientology's own version of Flight F.I.N.A.L. Download MP3.

Radio Moscow - Soviet Putsch
Vasily Strinikov, the Casey Kasem of Radio Moscow, discusses how he first learned of the August 1991 Soviet coup. Followed by Radio Moscow's first announcement of the takeover. Download MP3.

Lonesome Valley Singers - It's Got To Be Done
What real Americans were listening to during the Summer of Love. From the LP Country and Western War Songs, which was offered on late-night TV, from the looks of it. Download MP3.

Buddy Starcher - History Repeats Itself
The original conspiracy theory 45 rpm single, which reached number 39 on the pop charts in April of 1966. Buddy's basic format of patriotic background music with a self-righteous recitation laid the blueprint for dozens of white hyperpatriotic rappers for years to come. Download MP3.

Byron MacGregor - Americans
The work of a bored news anchorman from Windor, Ontario, just across the river from Detroit. The single reached number one in 1974, prompting an entire LP of such stuff and countless imitation records, but still no thanks or credit in sight for Victor Lundberg or Buddy Starcher. Download MP3.

Shelly Looney - Thank You Canada
1980's entry into the hyperpatriotic rap wars, released after Canada helped smuggle four US hostages out of Iran. Shelly turned the table on Canada in 1998, when she scored the winning goal for the US Olympic team in Nagano, Japan. Download MP3.

Chordbenders - I'm From New Jersey
The song that started it all - Bruce, The Pulaski Skyway, Sayreville - WFMU. The rest is history. Download MP3.

Jarrel McCracken - The Game of Life excerpt
Forces of Evil won the game by default after Average Christian tested positive for performance-enhancing substances in post-game screening. Download MP3.

Radio Charlie - I've Got a Pocketful of Dreams
Bonafide anti-semitic swing music under the directions of Joseph Goebbels, beamed from Nazi Germany to British, US and Canadian audiences via short and medium wave radio. More info and MP3 on Radio Charlie here. Download MP3.

Pastor John Rydgren - Radio Spot
Swingin' inspiration from WPLJ's own psychedelic preacher, circa 1966, when PLJ briefly sported a hip Christian format. Download MP3.

Forrest McCullough - Flight F-I-N-A-L excerpt 2
If only real airlines had in-flight entertainment as good as this. Download MP3.

Carson Robison - We're Gonna Have to Slap The Dirty Little Jap
World War Two-era Japan-bashing by the author of the hit song, Life Gits Teejus, Dont It? Download MP3.

US Government Tape - Our Job In Japan (excerpts)
Excerpts from the soundtrack of an Army training film shown to the US forces occupying post-World War II Japan. Winner of the anti-propaganda-as-propaganda award. Download MP3.

Forrest McCullough - Flight F-I-N-A-L (excerpt 3)
Featuring the actual, unaltered voice of The Almighty. Download MP3.

Robin and Crystal Bernard - The Monkey Song
Reverand Jerry Falwell introduces The Bernard Sisters. Grunting away in the background is "Little Sins," who snuck into the recording session during halftime of the Game of Life. Despite this recording, Crystal Bernard went on to a successful TV and recording career. Download MP3.

US Government Training Film - Duck and Cover
Soundtrack excerpts from more government "training films," this one aimed at the schoolchildren of a terrified Nation. Portions of this film were featured in the documentary film The Atomic Cafe. Download MP3.

Pastor John Rydgren - Radio Spot 2
"Trust Me, Man." That's good enough for me! Download MP3.

Eric Weber - How To Pick Up Girls at The Museum
From the LP of the book based on the movie based on the magazine ads "How To Pick Up Girls." Download MP3.

Exxon Singers - We Got 'Em!
If screwing the consumer is so wrong, how come it feels sooo right? Download MP3.

Hank Levine and George Atkins - The Trumpet
Sarcastic musical agit-prop from the satiric 1962 LP Sing Along With JFK, which dared to poke reverential fun at the country's charismatic young King. Download MP3.

Bill Anderson - Where Have All The Heroes Gone
In a recent People Magazine profile, Bill Anderson was only able to name two astronauts. Mr Anderson also recorded (under a pseudonym) a stirring tribute (realaudio) to
Lt. WIlliam Calley. Download MP3.

TV - Quincy Punk Rock Episode (Excerpt)
With Jack Webb dead and the new version of Dragnet not yet on the air, the task of demonizing punk rock fell to Jack Klugman. Network TV tackles west coast thrash circa 1981. Download MP3.

Radio Charlie - You've Started Something
More anti-Churchill swing music from Radio Charlie's nightly broadcasts. More MP3s from Radio Charlie here. Download MP3.

The Exxon Singers - Efficiency
What rhymes with "Keynsian?" Download MP3.

Studio LaRoux In House Announcer - The More You Sell
The highlight of this collection for me, an actual in-store motivational recording from a Manhattan boutique, circa the late Eighties. This was intended for the store's own staff to motivate them before the store opened. Unopened vials of Eau Du Success are now fetching thousands of dollars on eBay. Download MP3.

Forrest McCullough - Flight F-I-N-A-L (epilogue)
The visionary behind Flight F.I.N.A.L. reveals all. Download MP3.

Radio Moscow - Apology
After the putsch fails, Radio Moscow apologizes for their unprofessional journalistic activity of the previous three days. Not a word about the half-century before that, though. Download MP3.

If you enjoyed this page, you might really love the three hour "Oh By Jingoism" special I did for the Fourth of July, 2002. Here it here in streaming Realaudio, and see the playlist here. And dont forget the great Prelinger archives for more free propaganda of all stripes.

Comments

[Rob S.]

This is great. I still have this tape around here somewhere. I never realized that the girl from The Monkey Song and the girl from Wings were one and the same!!!

[Brob]

Now won't someone please post the SHEMP MEDITATION TAPE!?!

[housepig]

I'm missing the "Quincy M.E." excerpts from the Punk Rock episode... I'm going to have to track down my copy of this tape...

.. and if I can find the Shemp tape, I'll rip it and post.

[Dave the Spazz]

The Shemp Meditation Tape is available here:

http://store.yahoo.com/wfmu-store/cassettes1.html

for five bucks. And all five bucks go to support FMU. Thanks!

[JD]

Anychance we can get a torrent of this?

[KHEDIRA Adel]

Khedira/H.B.R.C. : Appel aux scientifiques pour lutter contre un système d'espionnage
permettant de contrôler à distance un être humain (H.B.R.C.)

Hammamet (Tunisie), 19 avril 2005

Madame/Monsieur,

Je lance un appel aux scientifiques (chercheurs, médecins, ingénieurs, ...) pour participer à la lutte contre un très sophistiqué système d'espionnage, le système H.B.R.C. (Human Being Remote Control = Contrôle à distance de l'être humain), permettant donc de réellement contrôler à distance un être humain, dont disposent des dangereux extrémistes, et par lequel ils contrôlent ni plus ni moins des présidents de république, des ministres, etc.. Pour toute information, ce système d'espionnage, s'inscrivant dans la catégorie des équipements de type "mind control", semble se reposer en partie sur une sorte de bien sophistiquée hypnose, pratiquée directement au niveau de la matière du cerveau (sans passage à travers les perceptions et les sens humains), et actionable à distance via des ondes à travers des moyens techniques très avancés. De même, en plus des fonctionalités d'altération de la conscience et de la santé d'une façon générale, il permet aussi la lecture de la pensée d'un être humain.

Ces faits sont tirés de ma vraie vie et de mon vécu, celle d'un ingénieur dont l'affaire secoue l'univers masqué entre autres de la France, ce n'est point de la science fiction, et n'attendez point qu'on vous confirme mes véridiques révélations à propos de ce très sophistiqué système d'espionnage..

Pour de nombreuses raisons, que vous pouvez les connaître ultérieurement, des informations relatives à ce sophistiqué système d'espionnage sont progressivement publiés au niveau de l'adresse suivante : http://www.shabablek.com/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=142 .

On a besoin de votre aide et contribution pour tenter de mettre en échec ce très sophistiqué système d'espionnage se trouvant actuellement entre des mains très criminelles, qui agissent , parfois avec tant de culot, au moins au niveau de la France, le Canada, le Moyen-Orient, le Maghreb, ...

Vous pouvez contribuez vous-même à travers des interrogations, des commentaires, des essais, des explications, des suppositions, au niveau du forum : http://www.shabablek.com/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=142 .

Adel KHEDIRA,
Ingénieur en télécommunication,
né le 15 février 1961 à Hammamet (Tunisie),
diplômé en 1986 de l'Institut National des Télécommunications (Grande Ecole française).

[escola satanica]

Re: mind control recordings and agitprop, I noticed quite a few MP3s on the http://www.mussolinibenito.net site.....

[Nicolas Caesar]

Brilliant! Thank you so much for collecting these!

[Uri Geller]

Excellent, Kenneth, excellent. You've done well. And I thank you.

[abrham velasquez aquije]

apocalypcis

[Commodore Vic]

Hey,
I just Googled "Forrest McCullough" and this site came up. I included him in my podcast/radio show only to find that you have done a much more thorough job. Oh well. Great minds, etc.

Take Care,

CV

[alaa]

nice

[Richard]

A translation (courtesy of AltaVista & Babelfish) of the French post above:

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Khedira/H.B.R.C. : Call with the scientists to fight against a system of espionage allowing to control a human being remotely. (H.B.R.C.)

Hammamet (Tunisia), 19 avril 2005

Mr./Mrs.,

I launch a call with the scientists (enquiring, doctors, engineers...) to take part in the fight against one very sophisticated system of espionage, system H.B.R.C. (Human Being Remote Control = remote Control human being), thus allowing really to control a human being remotely, available to dangerous extremists, and by which they control neither more nor less presidents of republic, ministers, etc. For any information, this system of espionage, falling under the category of the equipment of the type "mind control", seems to rest partly on a kind of sophisticated well hypnosis, practised directly on the level of the matter of the brain (without passage through perceptions and the directions human), and actionable remotely via waves through average techniques very advanced. In the same way, in more of the functionalities of deterioration of the conscience and health generally, it allows also the reading of the thought of a human being.

These facts are drawn from my true life and of my lived, that of an engineer whose business shakes the universe masked inter alia France, it is not science fiction, and do not wait until one assure you my veracious revelations in connection with this very sophisticated system of espionage.

For many reasons, which you can know them later on, information relative to this sophisticated system of espionage is gradually published on the level of the following address:
http://www.shabablek.com/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=142 .

There is need for your assistance and contribution to try to put in failure this very sophisticated system of espionage currently being between very criminal hands, which act, sometimes with such an amount of base, at least on the level of France, Canada, the Middle East, the Maghreb...

You can contribute yourself through interrogations, comments, tests, explanations, assumptions, on the level of the forum:
http://www.shabablek.com/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=142 .

Adel KHEDIRA,
Engineer in telecommunication, born on February 15, 1961 in Hammamet (Tunisia), graduate in 1986 of the National Institute of Telecommunications (Large French School).

[Von Kidd]

Hi, all!

I have some interesting info on "mind control" harassment by neighborhood activists posted on the archives of a mailing list. To find it Google: "Von Kidd" + "mind control". In the results the one at buffalo.edu is highly edited. The one at Topica is posted in its entirety.
I wrote this in 2001. The comment about how the perps hide their signal is incorrect. Not all the links work anymore. Use the link's topic as a search term. All the info from the links and more -including reliable, verifiable documentation from the media- is at: WantToKnow.Info. On their topic bar click on mind control.

In Freedom and Liberty,

Von Kidd

[drayv]

glad you guys were able to find this (as usual). also saw the Jim Jones LP you posted which follows the same theme. definitely good timing.

[Jimmy]

Omg this is crazy

[Pinball King]

I guess you don't consider satanism to be mind control.

[Blue Sky Victim]

Accusation-I am the Blue Sky Victim. The Television and Radio industries, hereinafter MEDIA, have expanded on the work of Dr. Jose Delgado and Dr. Fry.
1. I have seen firsthand demonstrations of the MEDIA’s ability to capture human thought, modulate it in with the MEDIA’s outgoing carrier so that those thoughts can be heard in the head of any person the outgoing carrier passes through; hereinafter TALKINGHEADPHENOMENA.
2. The MEDIA has also demonstrated the ability to make static/feedback heard in the same manner as TALKINGHEADPHENOMENA; hereinafter STATICHEADPHENOMENA. Multiple counties can be subjected to STATICHEADPHENOMENA. The only apparent reason for the STATICHEADPHENOMENA I observed in the Los Angeles/Orange county area was to coerce the population into acting in a particular manner.
3. I have seen firsthand demonstrations of the MEDIA’s ability to make entire videos appear as dreams during sleep; Hereinafter DREAMHEADPHENOMENA.
4. I have seen varied other radio/electromagnetic Phenomena; The government unofficially acknowledged the activity then failed to action under FCC or any pertinent Bureau or statute.
Proposed Solution-Specific legislative Act outlawing any Electromagnetic Wave that is detectible at the human anatomy or human thought process. Specific priority inclusive of that Act so this matter does not get shuffled under some other agenda.
What I Want From The Readers Of This Site-Post other Jurisdictions where the activities described as is TALKINGHEADPHENOMENA, STATICHEADPHENOMENA, DREAMHEADPHENOMENA is occurring. Post your legislative thoughts in this matter. Propose legislation that encompasses the problem without passing into unrelated areas concerning statements made, political influence and religious influence etc. etc. [email protected]

[mr. mike]

Chunks of "March of the Psychlos" sound like they were ripped off from the soundtrack of David Lynch's "Dune", especially the "Main Theme" and climactic war theme near the end of the movie. All of this is pretty fitting seeing as how Scientology is an amalgamation of Gnostic ideas, abreactive therapy (an early, abandoned Freudian method), Crowleyan black magick, and L. Ron's own brand of bushwa. By the way, Hubbard was never in the CIA; he was in Naval Intelligence during WWII, after losing command of a patrol boat for attacking a Mexican island and fighting a phantom submarine.