"Information is the currency of power" vs. "Getting information about the currents of power (co-opting your brain)"

Did you file for U.S. Patent 3,951,1344? Are you a secret supporter of MKULTRA and H.A.A.R.P.? Are you involved in a worldwide plan driving a subliminal force secretly programming sleeper agents like Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley, Timothy McVeigh, Sirhan Sirhan and David Koresh?  Is tinfoil your nemesis? Are you actually sending radioactive waves into my brain right now to command me to type this? Let's break the ice and get to know each other. MindControlForums.com has created a Totally Anonymous, Untraceable Questionnaire for Electronic Harassment/Mind Control Perpetrators for us, so we can finally communicate with each other in a format my conscious mind, and other witnesses, are more familiar with. Please answer the questions to the best of your abilities (or to the extent that your overlords will allow). If you're unsure of what to say, please refer to other responses for guidance. Might be good to get a few things off your chest before you enter that secret doorway inside my closet wall and ride that aluminum tube elevator down into the hollow Earth back to your Gray and Reptilian wife and kids, or your job in the assembly line at the secret radio transmitter tooth implant factory (I know you're chummy with my orthodontist, why can't we have that kind of close relationship?) Please just let me know what's on your mind before you put stuff in my mind.

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[Listener Joe (not his real name)]

Because the Mind Control Forum website deals with such a sensitive issue, I am happy to see that they handle it with common sense, logic, and a healthy skepticism.

[Listener James from Westwood]

Shortly after I clicked over to this site, a pop-in ad with a news ticker appeared in the center of the page ... from the Washington Times. When I closed that page, the ticker appeared on other pages I had open until I quit Firefox. Just what folks worried about mind control need: (a) a popup that breaks through usually unassailable Firefox and migrates to other open pages, (b) which happens to be sponsored by a company owned by the Moonies.