Jesse Says No to the Bitches and the Ho's

Rev. Jesse Jackson publicly denounced *some* radio stations for turning a profit by playing songs that use degrading terms like “bitch” and “ho.” Because we are a non-profit station, WFMU’s own coddled bitches and ho's remain immune to the reverend’s wrath. Celebrate with us, won't you? Presenting the honor roll...

WFMU's Bitches
Soft Pink Truth  “Big Booty Bitches” (Real Audio) from an archive of Advanced D&D with Donna Summer
DJ Johnny Blaze "Rick James Bitch" (Real Audio) courtesy of Nickel and Dime Radio with $mall ¢hange
Gary Wilson "Chromium Bitch" (Real Audio) from Scott's show
David Bowie  “Queen Bitch” (Real Audio) from Black Ops' show
Elton John "The Bitch Is Back" (Real Audio) from an archive of Charlie's show
Koonda Holaa & the Beetchees "Fat Bitch Must Die" (Real Audio) from Scott's show
Consume & DJ Paedofile "Bitch my Smack Up" (Real Audio) from an archive of The Pounding System with Clay
Lil’ Kim  “Queen Bitch (excerpt)” (MP3) thanks to Megan (WMV), always on bitch-patrol
Notorious B.I.G. “Just Playing (Dreams)” (excerpt, MP3) aka “Dreams of Fucking an R&B Bitch” (another excerpt, Real Audio) lovingly selected by WFMU's Monica, hand-picked from her vast card catalog of bitch

WFMU's Ho's
Lidell Townsell "Get Da Hoe" (Real Audio) from an archive of Mike Lupica's show
DJ Assault "Hoes Get Naked" (Real Audio) from Nickel and Dime Radio with $mall ¢hange  
Ludacris "Area Codes" (Real Audio) from one of Debbie's fill-in shows
Baccara “Sorry I’m a Lady” (MP3) courtesy of Ken Freedman, who knows his disco ho's; the Baccara ladies yearn to let their inner-ho's loose as they feast their eyes upon a handsome gent.
Tragic Mulatto "She's a Ho" (Real Audio) from Mike Lupica's show
Dr. Dre  “House Wife (excerpt)” (MP3) from The Chronic (2001), you can't make a ho a house wife
DJ Rod Lee "Gimme a Ho RMX" (Real Audio) from Nickel and Dime Radio with $mall ¢hange   

And if that isn't enough for you, consider this self-described Pimpumentary. 

Comments

[Zach in Philly]

Yo, tell it like it is, Liz!-)

When I was at the impressionable age of 14 or so, I was staying at my drunk uncle's place one weekend. After amazingly get us parked at the right address and toasting a summer sunset, we were partying it up on the back porch when he explained to me, with his Ho at is side, that all women are bitches. He went on and on, providing several examples. His Ho politely smiled and quietly countered his assertions. For an encore, he plowed his way through some Bob Seger songs on his acoustic guitar.

A couple summers prior, I was riding cross country with a friend of my parents. We had a lot of time to talk and after covering topics ranging from bubble-gum rock vs. real rock (i.e. REO Speedwagon vs. Journey), cars, and good sausage -- thank goodness he wasn't into sports -- he elaborated on how all women are whores and how retired "real" whores make the best girlfriends.

On more for the Bitch List: the Jay-Z + The Beatles "99 Problems" courtesy of Mike!

[Oscar]

Thanks Liz, but:

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/LB/Lil_Kim_-_Queen_B@#$H_excerpt.mp3

anyone know the escape sequence (like %20 for a space but not %20) for the @ symbol? My browser, Safari, gets totally confused by having this in the filename.

[Liz]

Sorry 'bout that. The Lil Kim excerpt is all fixed. You may now rejoice in the splendor of all that is bitch.