...and to think that I once played Cum Stains On My Pillow (Where Your Sweet Head Used To Be) on WFMU... Ah, the good old days...
For your pleasure, an album of "Country Porn" by Chinga Chavin (1975)
** NOT safe for work **
MP3s: 01 Talkin' Matamoros First Piece Of Ass Blues, 02 Asshole From El Paso, 03 Cum Stains On The Pillow, 04 Head Boogie, 05 Sit, Sit, Sit (Sit On My Face), 06 Dry Humping In The Back Of A '55 Ford, 07 Get It On The Run, 08 Tit Stop Rock, 09 4 a.m. Jump, 10 Cum Unto Jesus
God damn computer isnt makeing sounds come out!! ugh, no fmu archives no Kenny G blog posts about pornographic music. and more horrific... no makeing of music.
Well at least I will get to hear Kennys first show tomarrow.
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Posted by: Ed Word | June 07, 2005 at 11:11 PM
Nice,
Thanks Ken, I haven't heard this one in years
This was the album that made me begin to think country music had validity.
Posted by: jim | June 08, 2005 at 01:48 PM
Thank you so much! Have been trying to track down a COuntry Porn since Chinga's cameo in Kinky Friedman's book 'Elvis, Jesus and Coca Cola' (I think it was that one anyway).
Posted by: Tom | June 08, 2005 at 05:11 PM
'Country Porn' was re-issued on Fruit of the Tune back in the early 90's. It was released just before R. Stevie Moore's 'Contact Risk.'
http://www.bijou.net/Music/RipeandReady/affil.html
http://tinyurl.com/9qb2k
Posted by: Krys O. | June 09, 2005 at 09:14 AM
Just wanted to say HI to all you Country Porn fans out there. Its been a long time.
Posted by: Gina | October 23, 2005 at 12:02 PM
Chinga Chavin is now an Adverting Executive here in NYC
Posted by: Tom | February 06, 2006 at 12:29 PM
Bought the album in 1982 in So. Ca., $ 3 .89 brand new I think. Sold it for 5.00 a year later and have kicked myself in the ass ever since. Great tunes!!
Posted by: Linn Hoopes | July 19, 2006 at 02:39 PM
When I was stationed in Beirut, Lebanon during the late 70's, one of my folks, a lad from Texas, had a record of "Country Porn".
I taped the disc (unfortunately at 50 cycles, so I couldn't play it in the US). I played it often, and one of my fondest memories of the record was while I was screwing a dancer from the Casio. Just as I was about to get my cookies, she started laughing uncontrolably. I considered that she was having a great climax, and it was a fantastic erotic experience. Afterwards, however, I discovered that she was laughing at the line from "Asshole from El Paso" "...fucking sheep was good enough for us".
I promptly advised her that the only fucking to which she was supposed to give her attention was that by me!
Fortunately, I was recently able to download it on a CD, and enjoy it once again.
Posted by: Chuck | November 24, 2006 at 03:54 PM
Even after having some neurosurgery done to me last year, I still remember 'Cumstains on the Pillow' and how much of a laugh riot it is...... thanks a ton!
Posted by: Lewis | March 13, 2007 at 05:59 PM
Thank you for this. I still have this on a cassette that has "adult country" artists Bowley & Wilson on one side, and this album on the other. This brings back memories of junior high/high school. Thank you kind sir!
Posted by: Scorpio1976 | June 25, 2007 at 01:54 AM
Bass player Bob Herman was my cool buddy.....rock on Bob
Posted by: Roach | July 31, 2007 at 07:41 PM
ORDERED THIS ALBUM AFTER READING A REVIEW IN "HUSTLER" CIRCA 1975.
LOANED IT OUT SEVERAL TIMES AND IT DISAPEARED AROUND 1980........
LOTSA FUN HEARIN' THE "ASSHOLE FROM EL PASO" AGAIN
Posted by: PIPELINEPAUL | September 16, 2007 at 06:32 AM
Great to find it! People around here are going to enjoy! Will have to advise about playing at work tho!! I can remember playing this in the background very low when my to-be inlaws came over. My wife and I didn't realize it was on our reel-reel. We both glanced at each other and I casually sauntered over and put on a different tape! Love it and glad to find it again!!!Q
Posted by: RiP | October 16, 2007 at 10:18 PM
i ordered the album through penthouse magazine in 1976. i have the cassett but would like to order the cd.the best price i see out there is 60 some bucks. can someone do better? tutone [email protected]
Posted by: tutone | March 01, 2008 at 05:59 PM
I was fortunate enough to be able to record the Country Porn album on a cassette tape. Which I still have. Which is a tad scratchy now. I want it on a CD. But I can't find it. I can find some Chinga Chavin, but that sucks. LJust like the girls in Matamoros do. What I'd really like to find is a list of all the original lyrics. Not the ones that change "Braceros" to "wetbacks". Any idea where i can find the lyrics to Talkin' Matamoros First Piece O' Ass Blues?
Posted by: Jim Buck | January 22, 2009 at 03:31 PM
still looking for the COUNTRY PORN cd by chinga [email protected]
Posted by: thomas e. abelson | August 01, 2009 at 09:02 AM
Haven`t heard these songs in 25 years,thanx!
Posted by: Kronic | January 30, 2010 at 11:50 AM
I had the this record, now only have it on cassette tape too. But I'll upload the seven tunes to my blogsite
http://www.fatherofcalcium.blogspot.com/
Bass player, Bob Herman and "his ole lady" were very good friends of mine 30+ years ago in Novato they lived. We smoked way too much good shit with them back in the 70's, but the music was great.
Posted by: Bonedaddy | June 19, 2010 at 09:19 PM
Funny stuff to be sure. I still have a vinyl copy in mint condition and a dual turntable to play it on
Posted by: Tom | March 12, 2012 at 07:09 PM
Hi there!
Being a guy from Germany it took some time to stumble across Kinky Friedman. Got the books, got the hints. So by the hints I tried my luck to find a fucken Chinga Chavin LP. They were there on ebay for ridiculous prices, so nothing I could afford. I googled along and found this site and I have to say: Thanks! you've done me and all my fellow kinky music lovers the biggest favor of all our lives! :-)
and hey, Chinga released another LP called "Jet Lag". There's a different version of "49 dollar divorce " on it so go out there and hunt it down!
Posted by: Mike | November 08, 2012 at 09:35 PM
hey I heard this from an older guy i was sixteen his brother still drives a plane and remembers my family he helped us get on a plane cause his brother was paralyzed waste down he had me hear this when I was sixteen he told me to record it from the album to cassette I did but loaned it to a friend then his mom took it and haven'nt seen it since but kinky friedman helped me find it by looking him up but I remembered asshole from elpaso and kept looking it up on computer now I have the old album but didnt know they had other songs I laughted my ass off when I first heard these songs now Id like to have a band of my own and at least play dry humping with the bad drum playing great anyhow this is timothy wilkerson on facebook wayne atkinson is the one who had the album his broter works for american airlines
Posted by: timtohy wilkerson | May 11, 2013 at 08:33 PM
finely glad i found the name its been a long time a friend surprised mewiththealbumback inthe 90s. lovewouldloveto hear new stuff
Posted by: robert | August 19, 2013 at 02:30 AM