Tall Dwarfs "Crush" (live on WFMU 1992) (MP3)
One of the more exciting bits of live music news in New York for the summer is the return of the mighty Tall Dwarfs from New Zealand, slated to open for Olivia Tremor Control at the Bowery Ballroom August 2nd and 3rd. Chris Knox and Alec Bathgate helped herald in their country's punk scene in groups like Toy Love and the Enemy, but with the 80's advent of the Flying Nun label and it's near-flawless roster (which informed a large chunk of the American and international underground; your Pavements, GBV's Yo La Tengos and Sonic Youths have bowed quite dramatically towards the Southern Hemisphere) the duo coalesced an amazing vision into a simple TEAC 4-track recorder and created a musical output unlike any other. Somewhere between T Rex, Pierre Schaeffer, Brian Wilson, Beefheart, and the kitchen sink came inventive, experimental pop with often dark undercurrents; they made their own videos, sleeves and commanded a musical universe unlike anyone else. Live, they remained a duo, utilizing live tape loops, drum machines, omnichord and guitar, buoyed by Knox's often-hilarious stage presence (his solo shows through the years have caused many an audience member to hide in the back for fear of molestation, though he kept his hands off everyone performing at a 1997 WFMU benefit). In honor of their return to New York (for the first time together since 1992), the above MP3 is "Crush" performed in the WFMU studios on David Newgarden's show, and found on the station's They Came, They Played, They Blocked the Driveway compilation from 1993. As a bonus, Here's a little taste of the studio wizardry of the Dwarfs in its lo-fi glory, "Dare To Tread" (Real Audio) from their 1992 Fork Songs LP.
Los Shains' "El Monstruo" (MP3)
If, for some reason that certainly may be too personal to discuss,
you've longed for a Spanish take on the ultra-primitive Nova's hit "The
Crusher", well here's it's your lucky day. If you've never heard "The Crusher", it's simply one of the greatest songs ever featured in the whole Back From The Grave
series of ultra-obscuro garage trash from the 60's, and also covered by
the Cramps quite faithfully. I am not sure how faithful this version
is, or if it even replicates the same lyrics; what's Spanish for "do
the crusher you turkeynecks" anyway?
Christ Child "Star Whores" (MP3)
My friend Mark brought a
bunch of records over recently and I wound up taping a bunch of stuff,
but I screwed up the pause button on the deck so right on the middle of
Arthur Brown, this mysterious, unknown-to-me-as-I-didn't-write-it-down
heavy jam pops up in the middle of nowhere. Anyway, I wound up playing
Arthur Brown on the air recently off said cassette, and when
unexpectedly dropped in, listener Sue P. emailed me flipping out
because I was playing her latest obsession, Christ Child. Who the hell
are they? Neither of us didn't really knew, except this was a major
label release on Arista in 1977, they were from Malibu (!), and may
have been that label's hope to follow, I dunno, Patti Smith who was
then being marketed as both "punk" and "new wave" (in 1977 USA, it was
kind of a blur as to what was what). I dunno, though, this thing kills
as it whoodles in with weirdass minimal synth that goes into a total
thuggy bug-out riff that burrows itself right into your head.
Elton and Betty White (assorted MP3's)
Don't
really know the story behind "Elton and Betty White" (an unmarked CDR
came from a listener), and whether or not these are actually recordings
of the famous Betty White. It sure sounds like her, and knowing the
potty-mouthed possibilities she demonstrated in Lake Placid, who the heck knows. Here's a smattering of MP3s alternating between her vocals and Elton's: "Climaxation", "God's Basketballs", "I'm In Love With Your Behind", "Menopause", "Woman Your Smell, It Makes Me Well", and "Bitch".
The Long Blondes "Autonomy Boy" (MP3)
With all the 80's throwback going on in the world of indie pop/rock,
here's a refreshing nod-of-sorts to the great Dolly Mixture and
Kleenex/Lilliput from a current UK band called the Long Blondes
who could teach a thing-or-two to the fashion circle popsters dipping
into their own 80s well no deeper than say, Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
This is out on the excellent up-and-coming NYC label What's Your Rupture,
which has been batting a solid 1000 with recent singles by Love Is All
and the Cause Co-Motion, whom you will surely hear more about in the
future. For now, here's "Autonomy Boy" (MP3), a great song from a new 12" EP that hits the spot just right.
Thanks to What'sYour Rupture for letting us post this.
Kelly Harrell's "I Wish I Was a Single Girl Again" (MP3)
One of the lovelier residents of WFMU's Cassette Library (we still
keep 'em and play 'em from time to time) are tape collections called Victrola Favorites, put out by Seattle experimentalists and sometime WFMU guests the Climax Golden Twins. This amazing series of tapes floated around like a midway point between Yazoo's Secret Museum series and the Sun City Girls' recent Sublime Frequencies
series; wedding old time jazz, pop, novelty tunes from the early 20th
century with super 78s from exotic locales around the world (some of my
favorite moments are taken from various comedy/theater 78s from the Far
East). The Twins have posted a few MP3 here, one of my favorite being Kelly Harrell's "I Wish I Was a Single Girl Again" (MP3), a hillbilly gem from 1928. Kelly being a he
is probably the key point in question here, and hence possibly also
explains the 1927 song "My Wife Done and Left Me Again"?
Gurdjieff "No. 1, Mesoteric Series, July 22, 1949" (MP3)
Boy, there sure have been some real completist-friendly box sets over the last few years: Merzbow's 50CD's, Albert Ayler's 10CD's on unreleased material, giant Yahowa and Tomokawa boxes, etc. Basta's newly issued collection of Russian mystic G.I. Gurdjieff's complete improvisations is definitely catered to the enthusaist of long, extended drone pieces, and is beautifully packaged with 2CDs and a huge, intricately laid-out book with a disk of home movies. Add the MP3 disc that's also included, and you have nineteen, yes nineteen solid hours of material herein. It's all home-taped recordings of harmonium, a haunting instrument somewhat akin to a portable pump-organ, capable of creating long, sustained drones, and this featured outtake from 1949 (all the tracks here are recorded between 1948 and 1949) is just a sample of what one can become fully immersed in with this set.
Spaz "Spaz" (MP3)
Donna Summer/Jason Forrest solicited unsigned breakcore freaks to send him stuff for his last WFMU Marathom premium, and one MP3 from someone merely named "Spaz" made jaws drop. No info whatsoever, this is possibly the most retarded thing ever conceived by a laptop musician. We want more.
Lust Control "The Big M" (MP3)
Christian punks definitely one-upping the str8-edge band Crucial Youth's album (where they are depicted on the cover running over Gene Simmons and kids with beer with a streamroller). I don't think I need to see the cover of this record, based on the subject matter.
Juri Camisasca "Un Galantuomo" (MP3)
Creepy, eccentric folk track from an amazing 1974 Italian LP sent to me by listener Jamie in the UK. Supposedly not a big seller, but nonetheless one of the more out-there singer-songwriter efforts from Italy in any decade; reminiscent of the dark folk of Comus or even some early Tyrannosaurus Rex, with the voice definitely used in an avant-garde sense as an instrument within itself. Famed experimentalist Franco Battiato also appears on here, adding some fractured electronics over the stoned vibe.
Below is a digest of MP3s featured in Beware of the Blog
over the past month (reposted here by Liz Berg):
- The Revolution has begun! The Slim Fast Revolution, that is. Grab an MP3 and read the lyrics for the anthem that will trample our fast food nation, courtesy of this post from Chris T.
- Geek out: MP3s of SID tunes composed on the Commodore 64 computer available on this post by Fatty Jubbo, along with a detailed account of nerd fantasy land circa 1986.
- Read all about christian hippie hero Pastor John Rydgren on this post from Station Manager Ken, and experience the Pastor’s beat poetry-esque psychedelic ramblings by nabbing a bunch of MP3s, man.
- Visit this site for a healthy serving of Brazilian bossa nova and samba MP3s, brought to our attention by Listener Zach.
- Feast your ears on some MP3s of reverb-heavy remixes made possible by the magic of mold. Really. Just check out this post by Ken to learn how fungus enhances vinyl recordings.
- Try running this post through babelfish. When you realize that translating Small Changese to English is not an option on the drop down menu, come back to grab the MP3 of Val Bennet’s “Blow Mr. Hornsman.”
- Celebrate the birthday of the MP3 by puckering up to Marilyn Monroe’s naughty version of “Happy Birthday,” available on this post by Monica.
- Read Brian Turner’s apt summation of wretched concert MC’s on this post, and ye shall be rewarded with audio of an utterly vile pre-band MC introducing Pavement.
- Get an excerpt of Saturday Night Live’s fake commercial for Happy Fun Ball on this post about disclaimer-mania by Liz.
- Dubya ringtones! Grab some of the Commander-in-Chief’s most eloquent moments and relish in their glory every time your cell phone rings. Posted by Station Manager Ken.
- What would you do if someone anonymously recorded your voice for a full minute? The guy on this post imitated a chicken and sang the Theme to Beverly Hills Cop. Courtesy of Liz.
- Listen to the results of everyday people mailing their own poetry to a songwriting factory: Station Manager Ken presents about 50 million MP3s on this post about song-poems.
- Download a massive (and massively fantastic) video of Iggy & the Stooges tearing it up in 1970 and forever changing the accepted function of peanut butter in this post. Courtesy of Station Manager Ken.
- Make the Minutemen's fabled 30 minute acoustic set a Windows Media Reality, by downloading the video in this post, courtesy of fellow corndog Doron.
- $mall Change stuns and amazes the masses with his encyclopedic knowledge of novelty rap tunes, and in this post presents an MP3 of the German version of "Rapper Delight".
- DJ Monica pays tribute to the late, great Frankie Crocker, the "tall, tan, young, and fly" lord of the NYC airwaves in this post, in which you can also download one of Crocker's all time finest on-air raps.
- Listener Fatty Jubbo waxes nostalgic on the rotting and abandoned amusement parks of the world, with complimentary MP3s and movie files to boot! Introduce yourself to the ghosts of good times past in this post.
- Listener Jeff went to see the Nihilist Spasm Band last week and filmed the whole affair on his digital camera. You can download two massive Quicktime movies of the performance in this post.
- For a brief, shining week in 1972, the Mike Douglas Show was soiled by the ways of the evil hippie. The Professor presents the video evidence for your downloading pleasure in right here.
- And finally, for all you lonelyhearts in the audience, Kenny G has posted a massive MP3 of the legendary "Picking up Girls Made Easy" LP in this post.
this footage of the duo has been in circulation a while
http://www.muchosucko.com/video-eltonandbettywhite.html
(I believe this is an excerpt, it's worth the effort to find the rest)
Posted by: Aa | August 02, 2005 at 06:43 PM
NZ also reared the Verlaines and Jean-Paul Sartre Experience. As someone once remarked, there is the Experience and then there is Nothing.
Posted by: WebHubbleTelescope | August 02, 2005 at 09:59 PM
Back in '78, Robert Christgau wrote that Christ Child "is not punk rock. This is an ambitious, anonymous bunch of heavy metal pros who thought it might be timely to use the words "punk" and "New Wave" on the back of their debut LP..."
Whatever it is, it's pretty damn cool. I know that much.
Posted by: Paul Simononymous | August 03, 2005 at 01:47 AM
hi, i wrote the 'spaz' track. mystery revealed. however i don't like how everyone is lauding it for being retarded. it's based on a sample of my younger brother, who is severely mentally handicapped. i asked him to sing into a mic and this was basically an attempt at a collaboration with him for his birthday. he's not retarded enough not to use the web and he's been crying in his room all day after reading some of the comments on this, and other websites. please try and think about the people behind the music before you post this kind of thing. thanks. -pidg
Posted by: pidg | August 28, 2005 at 10:30 PM
Hey, it's funny you posted that Lust Control song.. I've got a couple of their tapes, and the deal is, they were really a long-standing semi-joke conceived by the editors of a Christian rock magazine called Heaven's Metal at the time. Now it's just HM. They set out to be "the worst band ever," and made all their appearances in hunting masks, never to reveal their identities until they retired the band sometime arond 2000.
Posted by: Madrooster | September 14, 2005 at 09:22 PM
http://www.itismusic.org/artist/merzbow.html
Posted by: Matts | December 06, 2005 at 02:26 PM
Does Juri Camisasca rock or what??!
Posted by: Andrew | January 14, 2007 at 05:03 AM