Factum Non Fabula: Julie Andrews/Adolf Hitler - Bastards & Blood

Can the mere appearance of schizophrenic tendencies in an individual be endearing? Can an aura of scariness in a person ever be considered sweet? The fact that these questions don't really need to be asked does not erase the fact that I ponder them daily... preferably from a distance. The value of human nuttiness and the value of the internet are two great tastes that go great together. The experience of dipping into other people's inner worlds is a sport that thrives on the internet... with it's endless, almost zoo-like hallways of human exhibits held safely behind cathode-ray glass walls... allowing one to privately sift through and gawk at a leisurely pace without the aid of a tour guide.
    Ahhh... World Wide Web, you are such a sweet and endless pie... what's that? Why yes, I would love another crunchy slice of you! Why, thank you so much... mmmm... oh wait, what are you doing? Put down that gun! OH MY GOD NO!!!
    Anyway, in the grand and esteemed tradition of web masterpieces like Timecube, American Spy Cow, Toothphone, Mucus Fat, Santa = SATAN?!, Baron Von Volsung, George Dahl, Elizabeth Brady Cabot Winslow, Francis E. Dec, and Theodore Kaczynski... comes Mikko (Michael) Juhani (John) Jack, who is apparently the first born son of actress Julie Andrews.
    Mr. Jack, it appears, is yet another sibling-of-the-famous oddity. He list a few of his favorite things in his rather remarkable, rather fascinating, ode-to-mom web page "Factum Non Fabula: Julie Andrews/Adolf Hitler - Bastards & Blood," and respectfully gives us a very sweet slice of his own mind, to ponder and pick at from behind the cathode-ray glass exhibit wall (which is there for your protection ladies and gentlemen... please do not tap on the glass).
    (via BoingBoing!)

Comments

[Kenzo (lastever.org / kenzodb.com)]

This guy needs to learn about NATURE'S HARMONIC SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE.

[IMA JASPAZ FAN]

OMG SANTA MARIA VON TRAP HAVING ILLEGIT BABIES...NEVER!!! SHE'S A VIRGIN!--OUR SAINT--WE PRAY TO HER DAILY.

AVE JULIE
FULL OF GRACE
SAVE UR FANS
FROM FALLING ON THEIR FACE!

NOT!

[Mikko Jack]

Otherwise Mr Mark Allen managed to avoid exaggerations, but he mention the magic word "schizophrenic" without knowing anything about real schizophrenic people, for they don't go to work and pay rent like I do. Confusion caused by systematic lying is not any kind of mental disorder - they are just extremly "suspicious". In the former USSR those in power liked to send those in opposition to the madhouse. Therefore, we should be careful with all those little absolut power freaks who like to label other people with words like "class enemy", "Jew" or "paranoid schizophrenic".