Blowfly's Equipment, Costumes and Antennae Stolen

Somewhere in the Carolinas, Blowfly's bug mask is being used for nefarious purposes. This just in to Brian Turner from Blowfly world headquarters...

"Hey freaks,
our van got broken into last night in charlotte by pros with tools who took out the driver side lock. so if you live around there -- please keep an eye out for this shit. and if you have this stuff, motherfucker im putting a curse on your dick! until you return it, you wont be able to get hard unless you're looking at micheal jackson!

here's the notice uncle tom wrote up:

The following items were stolen from Blowfly's Van while parked outside of the La Quinta Inn at 3100 Queen City blvd in Charlotte NC between 2:30 AM and 1 PM Saturday, January 21st. If you have any information regarding these items, please contact Tom Bowker at tom at blowflymusic dot com. If in Charlotte you can return the items with no questions asked to The Milestone club at 3400 tuckasegee rd.28208 The phone number at the milestone is: 704 398 0472. They also may be reached at neal at solidgoldempire dot com

Thank you for any and all help,
Sincerely,
Tom Bowker, Blowfly Music

1 Galien Kruger 1001 RB Bass Head SN .. E06104440

1 Fender Telecaster w/ Sunburst Finish. Has "I Kill Hippies" sticker on the back of the body

1 black soft carry on bag containing 1 copper "BF" Blowfly Mask, 1 uncle sam hat, 1 rubber george w bush mask, 1 rubber devil mask, 1 Blowfly bug mask w/ antennae and assorted wigs and costumes.

1 Fender Stratocaster w/ unfinished wood

1 SX Custom 4 string bass guitar

1 Black Plastic Cymbal case containing:

1 Zildjain 20 inch Earth Ride

1 Paiste 302 17 inch crash

1 Paiste 3000 series 20 inch ride

1 Zildjain 16 inch rock crash

1 set of Sabian "Flat Hat" Hi Hats

1 backpack containing wal mart portable cd player, a cd with a pro tools session and a lyric book."

Dave the Spazz's un-airable interview with Blowfly can be downloaded from this post.

Comments

[Phill]

Wow, that sucks. That's a lot of shit!

[Spades]

That's a damn shame. I saw Blowfly in El Paso a couple of months ago with his new band (30-ish punk rock white dudes gone R&B). I've been a fan ever since I found a copy of "Blowflys Party" in a thrift store over a decade ago, and when I found out he was still at it I dragged as many of my lame-ass friends as I could to go check it out. He put on a killer show for just a handfull of people; fresh from his nap in the van, he sweated, cracked everyone the hell up, and gave it all he had for a good hour set. Even though his band was all set to roll out of el-asshole and put a shitty gig behind them, Clarence hung out with the fans for over an hour, shooting the shit, autographing albums and CDs, and telling interminable stories interspersed with hilarious dolemite raps and song parodies. He is a real approachble, decent guy, and he definitely has a lot of love for all kinds of people. And some of the longest fingernails I've ever seen on a man. Blame your girl's yeast infection on Blowfly.

Everybody needs to go out buy a bunch of stuff from his website so those guys can get their equipment replaced. And if you have the talents, make him a new mask, large sized, breathable, and easy to clean.

[SheckyGrey]

Wow, so is this like a thing now? When Blowfly performed here in Vancouver in 2005 his mask was also stolen. Why do these punk kids want to destroy the Blowfly persona? Lotta Lex Luthors out there trying to expose Superman's secret identity!