This Week in Sex: I Wish I Knew How to Quit You, Porn.

Almost as popular as porn: sites that try to get you to stop using porn.

Gay rodeo.  Photographic evidence shows that gay rodeo committee meetings are just as boring as regular committee meetings.

All boy action figures.

Jizz biz: overrated.

Indeed. What's weirder: a duck who rapes another "obviously dead duck" who died by crashing into the glass facade of the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam while being chased by the rapacious duck, or the guy who watches the duck rape for 75 minutes, finally interrupts it, then cuts open the dead duck to prove "the rape-victim indeed was of the male sex" and not "a senile female wearing a male plumage"? I was going to go with the science guy, but then I found out more about the duck:

"He [the duck] forcibly picked into the back, the base of the bill and mostly into the back of the head of the dead mallard for about two minutes, then mounted the corpse and started to copulate, with great force, almost continuously picking the side of the head (Fig. 2b). I watched this scene from close quarters behind the window (Fig. 1) until 19.10h during which time (75 minutes!) I made some photographs and the mallard almost continuously copulated his dead congener. [...] I secured the dead duck and left the museum at 19.25 h. The mallard was still present at the site, calling 'raeb-raeb' and apparently looking for his victim (who, by then, was in the freezer)."

Bull doggy style. Yale is so queer.

Arrgh! Turns out maybe people who make porn don't always tell the truth, like the producers who booked the HMS Bounty in St. Petersburg, FL, and forgot to mention they were making a Pirates of the Caribbean porn flick.

Don't mention it. Photographs of 2-dimensional people in underwear are boring, but photograms of underwear in 2 dimensions are fascinating.

Who's your Paddy? A really fertile guy in Ireland, that's who.

Remember when anti-drug propaganda made drugs look cool? No, you don't, because you were doing all those cool drugs.

Dirty words. Pretty blog about naughty fonts. via nerve

Some sex toys, like exercise machines, are destined to be moved to a corner of the bedroom and  turned into great places to pile clothes. Which would be great for the Jack Hammer Johnson and the Body Bouncer, because using them as shown looks like a good way to put an eye out.

Thanks Ken, Liz and Andy, and Dan. Your name here if you send smut to amanda at wfmu dot org.

Comments

[bartelby]

I can't click on any of these from work. I know though that the duck pieces is pretty old. I suspect the scientist has finally gone through the peer-review process and gotten it officially published. Interestingly most species are bisexual or have homosexual individual. There are many species in which only homosexual coupling has ever been observed. I forget if it was the rhea or the emu but one of the two was finally observed in heterosexual copulation after decades of observation.

[cho cho san]

your yale link is busted