Boy toy. Sometimes little toys get stuck in people, sometimes little people get stuck in toys.
Kink aid. Thomas Kinkade, self-proclaimed "Painter of Light" and creepy cottages, can add Defrauder of Galleries, Harasser of Women, and Ritual Urinator in Public to his trademarked title. To his credit, former employees in a successful lawsuit against him say he disrupted a Siegfried and Roy show by repeatedly yelling the word "codpiece!" They also say he peed on a model of Winnie the Pooh at a Disneyland hotel, saying "This one's for you, Walt."
Not under my bed: tuna fish, milk, Temples of Meat.
Science sex scandal! Darwinulids, asexual sea-monkeyesque creatures that hold the record for celibacy, may actually be getting some on the side. But it's also possible that the three recently discovered males may not serve any sexual function. This would make them merely an "evolutionary hangover," which is as good an explanation for males as any other.
Trimfit. Customized condoms will soon be for sale in Germany. "These condoms will fit so well you will hardly notice you are wearing one. We can make them wafer thin or fist thick and 'engrave' them with your signature wrapped around the base."
"That's not the sort of thing that belongs in a loaf of bread...We had to have our eggs without any toast that morning."
Talkingsexradio.com says "this is not your grandmother's radio," but they don't know my grandmother.
Send us your nipples! Don't send them to me, send them to these folks. I have enough weird stuff in my inbox.
Are you an innie or an outie? It doesn't matter if you have the unisextoy.
- Poop: an "irresistible fashion trend," especially in hat form.
- Cuddly pee and poo dolls.
- Instapoop = InstaAprilFools!
- Make a USB turd. Or don't.
- Got poop?
- Stand and deliver: another device to release women from the tyranny of the toilet.
Thanks to Ken, Rich Hazleton, and Dave Mandel. Send smut to me at amanda at wfmu dot org and see your name here! Or don't.
Hi,
I believe that there is also a species of gecko on a South Pacific Island which is comprised entirely of females and reporduces itself essentially by giving birth to genetic duplicates.
I think the other intersting thing about Islands and sex that I don't know if you got was the story about the Ebu Gogo/Homo floresiensis news. Homo floresiensis is the "hobbit" cave people bones discovered on an island in the Indosesian archipelago. The bones are about 12,000 years old not yet truly fossilized. There are stories on the island of the Ebu Gogo. These were little hairy people who's desciption seems to conform to Homo floresiensis.' Anyway the name translates as "little grandmother who will eat anything." The females of these little people are described as having breasts so pendulous they must throw them over each shoulder in order to run. Further, there appeared in the news reports of an isolated village on the island of folks descended from humans that mated with the Ebu Gogo. This is probbly a Tasaday-like ploy to bring in tourists and even more scientists who will probably be there like ketchup on a coldsore if they aren't already.
It sort of reminds me of the scene with Frodo and Galadriel where he touches the ring and for an instant sees Sauron as represented a vertical pupil surrounded with flame. She then informs him that she "knows what it is [he] saw." This is prbably based on her knowlege of the fact that word 'entendre' is the only word the same in both English and Pig Latin.
Posted by: bartleby | March 31, 2006 at 04:48 PM