I promise, no more barnyard shenanigans once the marathon is over. But it ain't over! So:
The Smoking Gun reports that Leroy Johnson, 52, was found in his neighbor's barn, bent over a sheep, with his pants down. Pretty incriminating. Mr. Johnson sealed the deal when he said, "You caught me Alan, I tried to fuck your sheep." Hey Alan, cut Mr. Johnson some slack. He copped to his bad. Hate the game, Alan, not the playa. The interspecies love game.
Good news: I don't think model Annalise is going to fuck your sheep. At least there's one sheep-fucker we don't have to worry about.
Are you in the running for the Bucket of Smut? Details are here. Get crackin'!
http://www.peta2.com/OUTTHERE/o-davidcross.asp
Posted by: Ed Word | March 09, 2006 at 10:11 AM