Are you wondering who won the Bucket of Smut? Yeah, that's not decided yet. Like Biz Markie, we'll pick a winner, I'll tell you about it, and then I'll never have to type the words "Bucket of Smut" again. I would advise future fundraisers against naming prize packages anything like "Bucket of Smut," because some good people understandably don't want to contribute prizes to something called the Bucket of Smut, but then we ended up with over $1000 of smutty stuff in the Bucket of Smut, so there.
Billboards in Mexico feature blow-up dolls with the slogan "A woman is not an object." The ads are part of a series dealing with machismo, discrimination, harassment and violence against women. President Vicente Fox got hassled by humorless anti-discrimination groups and legislators when he joked that "75 per cent of the homes in Mexico have a washing machine, and not the kind with two hands or two legs." To recap: a woman is not an object, and a washing machine is not a woman. Feminists make things so confusing.
They have prostitute radio in Brazil. I'm guessing they don't have an FCC in Brazil.
Dirty money. Porno Euros meant to be harmless gag gifts are being circulated and accepted, so check carefully next time someone hands you a € note. Tip-offs: they come in odd denominations like 300 or 600; they say "Eros" instead of "Euro," and they have pictures of naked French Riviera babes or Greek Island guys instead of architectural landmarks. The last one is pretty noticeable.
"'Saying "What's up?!?!' is a good conversation restarter if you run out of something to say in the moment." And other gems from SoSuave.com, part of the not-so-new fad of treating women like crap to get laid.
Everything this woman says sounds dirty. (OK, I made her say only dirty things.)
Faster, pussycat, download, download. Soundtracks from Russ Meyer's movies.
Cast away. This guy likes casts. Also feet, toes, shoes, and fat ankles. But those are just vanilla covers for the casts.
Tranny 911. Glamazonia, the uncanny supertranny.
Aqua vulva. Perfume supposed to smell like vulva. NSFW
Maybe someday people will look at our plastic porn stars like we look at naughty ladies and sigh nostalgically. But I doubt it. NSFW
Feeling lonely? Don't.
Takin a pee 4 free in da NYC. Why does dj Billy Jam have an illustrated guide to finding a bathroom in New York in his playlist? I don't know, but it made me wonder what else is lurking in those dj playlists.
Inflatable sheep carcass. I'll be the first to admit I've talked about one too many interspecies manimal matings. But which one? Was it the camel? The horse? I could have lived without the goat. The sheep thing was gratuitous. But since a helpful reader has turned me on to the Love Ewe Inflatable Sheep, I can stop feeling bad and start telling folks to get one of these critters and stay out of the news.
"Pearl necklace" is out. "Cheney" is in. I'm there. Except that when I'm there, I don't want Cheney to be there too.
Big love to everyone who pledged and who donated prizes. Blog thanks to Monica, Steinski, listener Eric, XRay Burns, Ryan, and anyone who sent me smut that I didn't get to use this week.
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