Been shot in the ass lately? Maybe not, unless you live in Philly.
I'm talking bullets, not syringes, people. Since January, a new trend has transformed the city of brotherly love into a ghetto of gluteal gore: shooting enemies in the rump. Investigative reporters at the Philadelphia Daily News even put together this eye-opening timeline, profiling all 9 ass-capping incidents the city has suffered this year. The situation is so dire that on some nights, Philly has played host to more than one rear-ended assault.
I, for one, am disgusted. After all this station has done in the name of respecting the booty...
Thanks to Andy for keeping his eye on the prize
What I've been told by my father's black friend and long time resident of Hackensack, NJ is of a similar vein. Apparently, in Hackensack back in the day when things were more segregated, maybe this is the forties or thirties and before, the police would allow black people to shoot one another so long as they only shot one another in the butt, gluteus maximus and I spose the minor as well. White folks did not have this luxury and blacks weren't allowed to shoot one another anywhere else, or they'd be getting visitors. However, I was also told this right did not extend into holidays and Sundays were iffy.
Strange, huh?
Posted by: zachery | April 17, 2006 at 07:19 PM
I love my city! Always a class act...
Posted by: Chris R | April 17, 2006 at 11:02 PM