The FCC smashed all its previous records a few weeks ago when it leveled a three million dollar fine against a batch of CBS television stations for a Teen Sex Orgy scene in the show Without A Trace. So, what does a three million dollar Teen Sex Orgy look like? Funny you should ask. I happen to have one - the very one - right here! [download video, 2 meg wmv file]
Now before you dive right in, don't forget that it's only OK to look at this video if you're outraged by it. If you're titillated by it then it's illegal. And even if you are outraged, it's only OK to watch it if you're outraged in the exact right way. But, assuming that you do get outraged in the exact right way, then it's perfectly acceptable to watch this clip over and over and over again in all of it's delectable decadence. How else to explain that the only place I could find this clip was on the website of the well known Anti-Teen Sex Orgy group, The Parent's Television Council, at the bottom of a detailed summary of all the hot teen sex acts which must never be permitted onto the nation's airwaves! [Link to the PTC page.]
Bear in mind that within the context of this Without A Trace episode, the Teen Sex Orgy in question was a bad thing. Someone died, and kids got grounded and stuff. Don't you see? CBS was trying to show that Teen Sex Orgies have a dark side, too. But the stations got fined three million bucks anyway. And then the PTC (the lead censorship lobbying group in the country) offers the same clip for download, again showing the Teen Sex Orgy to be a bad thing, but this time, using the clip to urge people to prevent others from watching it.
So keep that clear as you watch the Teen Sex Orgy. Yes, it is bad. It is very bad. But more important than that, it is so bad that others must not be permitted to see it. Keep that in mind as you watch it again and again, writing down every hot teen sex act in minute detail.
I'm outraged! Those actors weren't teenagers. What a gyp.
Posted by: Boner | April 03, 2006 at 10:20 PM
cool! now I have a file on my drive called "Teen Orgy"!
Posted by: fatty jubbo | April 03, 2006 at 10:27 PM
why did i never get invited to the teenage sex orgy parties?!
Posted by: b | April 03, 2006 at 10:59 PM
Thank you for highlighting TEENAGE SEX ORGY, otherwise I might not have read this article.
Posted by: BridgeBurner | April 04, 2006 at 12:13 AM
I had to watch this video several times to understand the real underlying problem. OK, like 40 or 50 times. But in the end, it turns out that fear of interracial sex is the real deep underlying evil.
so at least it all makes sense.
Posted by: XXYR | April 04, 2006 at 12:51 AM
I';ve forwarded this video clip to a dozen of my friends so they know what to look for and will know not to watch it because it's bad, very bad.
If they forward it to a dozen friends each, and so on, soon no one will be watching the clip because everyone will know how bad it is -
Posted by: Outlander | April 04, 2006 at 09:42 AM
It's all part of the latest moral panic. See this for more:
The Atlantic Monthly
"Are You There God? It's Me, Monica:
How nice girls got so casual about oral sex"
by Caitlin Flanagan
http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/prem/200601/oral-sex
Posted by: Tipper Gore | April 04, 2006 at 11:51 AM
I'm glad my formative years were spent in better pursuits, like buckling down, doing chores and riding my minibike. These kids are never gonna get in the National Honor Society like this.
Posted by: dale hazelton | April 04, 2006 at 12:56 PM
TEENAGE SEX ORGY
TEENAGE SEX ORGY
TEENAGE SEX ORGY
Yes, it is an awesome phrase. Would "The FCC Teenage Sex Orgy" be a good band name?
Posted by: Listener_zero | April 04, 2006 at 07:00 PM
anyone know the name of the episode? and if it will air again soon? that way I won't be tempted to watch
Posted by: larry the lecher | April 04, 2006 at 08:53 PM
Please people, wake up and smell the coffee. This stuff goes on every day since i was in school back in 88. people like to make a big deal out of nothing. If they got pregnant, guess they screwed up. Sex is a normal thing, get with the times. too many religious groups out there trying to throw the bible at you. not every one believes someone elses words. i beleive in a higher being and talk to it, but please. this is just a tv show and actors 18 and above, so grow up. where is the parents that should be teaching their kids about sex and other things. usually too busy for the kids, thats what the underlying problem is. teach your kids right and then maybe they wouldnt do these things or at least teach them to be safe.
Posted by: ppullion | April 06, 2006 at 12:55 PM
You sure they didn't lift this footage from the film "Kids"?
I smell lawsuit.
Posted by: bobby-branchbrook | April 11, 2006 at 09:36 AM
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Posted by: dorhuya | April 28, 2006 at 09:10 PM
Pffft. 3 million dollars for that teenage sex orgy video? I can get a better deal at my local adult store. There I can spend $20-$30 for 2 hours of teenage sex orgies. I have to admit though, the music on that CBS clip is far better than anything I can get at the adult video store.
Posted by: Danno | June 15, 2006 at 02:25 AM
I am a Conservative, Rightwing, Republican. And I think that this whole thing is ridiculous. That clip was not that bad at all. I mean yes, thing were implied, however there was no nakedness and it was like what, 2 minutes long? A 3.6 MILLION dollar fine is RIDICULOUS. The coal mining company that was responsible for the deaths of those 13? trapped miners was only fined $25,000, and it resulted in multipled deaths for god's sake! I think they should have been a little more lenient. I mean the producers should have been more responsible before putting it on the air, and they should have realized that America just isn't ready for that kind of content. If this was aired in Europe, there wouldn't have been any problem.
Posted by: Brianna | September 02, 2006 at 01:31 AM
or you can just browse internet free porn sites to get that :-)
Posted by: Arthur | January 30, 2007 at 04:24 PM
i don't normally like my filth this clean!
i am all for morals and decency, but this episode was a CAUTIONARY story about some of the perceived dangers of reckless and wild sexuality
Some people can handle the sex interaction showed in the clip - some wouldn't even consider it...who am i to judge...or fine 3.8 million.
Posted by: wayne | May 15, 2007 at 09:42 PM
So *that* is an offensive teen sex orgy? Three Mill fine for that? Somebody saw them coming, though not in the clip... You get nastier stuff on Big Brother in Oz. :P
Posted by: Gerald | May 20, 2007 at 12:50 AM
They should tie up those hot boys with necklesses gag them and slowly dip them into hot wax until they cry for help and act like good boys
Posted by: biandhorny | January 31, 2008 at 07:27 PM
this one is cool, a collectors item.
Posted by: darkforces | May 05, 2010 at 06:56 AM