nstructions for June 6, 2006, proclaimed National Day of Slayer:DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.
Taking that participation to a problematic level
Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in
your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers
and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.
From CSTB and Paul Sommerstein.
I'm just upset that I didn't think of 6/6/6 National Day Of Slayer
Posted by: Karl Bakla | May 01, 2006 at 01:16 PM
Every day is Slayer day. Remember, God hates us all.
Posted by: damaged justice | May 01, 2006 at 07:51 PM
So Brian, are you planning an all Slayer set for your show that Tuesday?
Posted by: Boris | May 01, 2006 at 07:58 PM
This may be blasphemous (it should be, else where's the fun?) but I merged the effete stylings of Air Supply with the demonaical Slayer last year and called it "Slayer Supply."
ALL OUT OF BLOODLUST
Posted by: norelpref | May 05, 2006 at 06:08 PM
You all need to turn away from your sinful ways, before it is too late. God loves you and does not want you to perish in the lake of fire. Repent and be baptised!!!!!
God loves you
In his name.....
Posted by: childofzion | May 08, 2006 at 10:22 AM
i love the slayer idea, i will help spread the word.
I found this googling for a slayer show on 6/6/06.
Posted by: Mike | May 16, 2006 at 12:39 PM
PEOPLE!!!!!! DO NOT LISTEN TO SLAYER ON THIS DAY!!!! THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE YOU THINK SOMETHING GOOD IS GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT REALLY SOMETHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN!!!! DO NOT LISTEN TO SLAYER!!!!!
Posted by: Bob | May 29, 2006 at 01:08 PM
For those of you that are burned out on the whole "Devil this, demon that" kind of stuff and would really like to check out the True & Living God on a personal basis, I would encourage you to act upon your desire: Ask Jesus to forgive you of your sins, repent and allow God to show you another reality...eternal life with Him.
Posted by: Jesus' idiotic servant | May 30, 2006 at 02:46 PM
^^^
Jesus' idiotic servant
you gotta be kidding.
Posted by: stevie-on | June 01, 2006 at 06:47 PM
SLAYER FUCK!!!!! i will be listining to slayer ALL DAY!!!!
the word has gotten all the way to aus
LISTEN TO SLAYER BITCHES!
Posted by: matt | June 05, 2006 at 07:07 AM
LISTEN ALL U MOTHER FUCKERS!! IF U WANNA SPEND UR LIFE WORSHIPING THE DEVIL!!!!! AND END UP PAYING THE PRICE WHEN GOD COMES TO REDEME US FROM SIN UR WASTING UR LIFE!! ITS NOT TO LATE TO ASK JESUS TO FORGIVE US FROM OUR SINS!! JESUS LOVES US ALL. IT HURTS ME A LOT WHEN I GO ON THESE TYPES OF WEBSITES AND SEE THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS STUFF AND THINK ITS FUN!! WELL LET ME TELL YOU SUMTING U GUYS DONT KNOW WHAT U R GETTING URSELF INTO!! YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE AND ONE CHANCE! SO MAKE THE BEST OF IT AND DO URSELF AND GOD A FAVOUR, STOP DOING THIS BECAUSE SATIN IS WATCHING AND LAUGHING AND THINKING YOU GUYS ARE FALLING INTO HIS TRAP. BECAUSE THIS IS THE MEANING OF HIS PLAN TO DRAW US AWAY FROM GOD! REMEMBER THIS BLOG AND KEEP IT IN UR MIND SO U HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT UR GETTING INTO!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary-Jane Robbins | June 05, 2006 at 05:47 PM
Did Glen Benton burn an inverted cross into his forehead for nothing? Give some Deicide a chance guys.... and If I could, may I recommend a double helping of "Christ Denied" from "Once Upon The Cross"
Posted by: The Evil One | June 06, 2006 at 08:57 AM
All you haters need to redeam yourself of your sins and be baptised in a river of love.... only then will you achieve the true purity and life that is required to MAKE LOVE TO A WILD GOOOOOOOOOSE!!!! :D
Posted by: Tommy Poppins | June 06, 2006 at 12:12 PM
slayer is god
Posted by: shado | June 06, 2006 at 04:54 PM
RELIGION IS A DIVINE MYSTERY PERCIEVED ONLY BY FAITH! STOP ENFORCING ALL YOUR JESUS CRAP AND LET US HAVE SOME FUN WITH SLAYER!!!
Posted by: Damien | June 06, 2006 at 09:08 PM
jesus didn't die for me, so why should i give a shit, motherfuckers! and if he did, make like i give a shit and go fuck yourselves, u dirty god loving bitches... get a fucking life, matt... if you wanna cry for me over this worthless bullshit, well then cry me a fucking river, already, geeze... if your so damn fucking hurt about the idea of people worshipping satan, then maybe u need to consider the fate of lucifer, god's once favorite angel, who has an eternity long sentence in hell... forever... it would seem to me that your god is not as forgiving as you once thought he was... should it not? i'm tired of all this hipocritical bullshit you christians defend... so do us all a favor and shut the fuck up already, ok...
sorry it took me such a long time to discover this site
slayer 4 life, 6/6/06
Posted by: beleth | July 19, 2006 at 06:18 AM
why are you listening to slayer???... they are neo-nazies
Posted by: tomas | January 15, 2008 at 03:40 PM
The National Day of Slayer is now the INTER-National Day of Slayer, being celebrated every June 6th. Join us!
http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org/
Posted by: Vijay Prozak | May 01, 2009 at 05:47 PM