By any means necessary...

"Shakin'-shakin'-shakin'" YouTube footage of David Thompson of Charlotte, NC, speaking his peace at a local city council meeting - conveniently captured on tape and broadcast live on the local community access channel. I hope the rogue pilot who flew the white helicopter over David's house on Sunday afternoon was watching, so he could learn that the reason there's no ice in the arena is because somebody had their hand in the pie. But rest assured, if John Walsh and his FOX-TV program "F.B.I.'s Most Wanted" [sic] doesn't start the nationwide manhunt to flush Mr. Helicopter Pilot out of his hole, David Thompson will be ready to explode like Mount St. Helen's all over that chameleon, lemon-headed, coward, terrorist pussy ...even if it means frightening all the boy scouts in the room (oh, and you better believe they have a right to be scared!) GOOD-NIGHT!!!

Comments

[bartleby]

that's kind of a rip off, he doesen't link the sports arena to the helicopter, nor the pie to the magnolia tree. I suppose the smoking gun is somewhere beneath the parallel lines of magic marker.

[Jon H]

Call me crazy, but I suspect that Mr. Helicopter Pilot is in his pants and he's the product of satanic sexual abuse. But I might be wrong.

[Holland Oats]

Anyone who uses the word 'lemonheaded' can't be all bad.

[Guest]

Does anyone know, did he get his extra minute to 30 seconds?

That man belongs in Congress!

[Buzzy]

And they say South Carolina is the crazy Carolina. HA!