Friends tell me that there is a football contest underway somewhere across the Atlantic. But I don't care, because only heathens and communists would call a game "football" where the ball was actually kicked around by foot. True Average Christian Americans know better, and they also know that the real football game is all about the eternal fight of good against evil. And drinking. And the teenage cheerleaders, of course. But I digress... It is at least partly about fighting Satan, and here is the proof in form of a sports report: Average Christian vs Satanic Temptations (MP3)
Where do you find this stuff? I love this blog! Just to be clear, I don't love you, but I do love the blog, and would consider marrying it before ever considering a date wih you -- whoever you might be.
Posted by: Jon H | June 18, 2006 at 05:24 PM
Doesn't exactly have the panache of Flight F-I-N-A-L, but still funny only when you take into account the mindset that put it together and who they thought it would appeal to.
Overall, I give it three up-side-down stars.
Posted by: rich | June 18, 2006 at 06:01 PM
I own this movie, and I am now ashamed. I saw it on television late when I was a teenager. I was in D.C. and it was on channel 54, a baltimore station, so it wasn't coming in very well. I recognized the star as "Eden" on the soap "Santa Barbara." I think there might me a Carradine in it, as the drunken satanic high school janitor.
Now you can buy it on Amazon. Very entertaining stuff. It's like "Porky's" but with Satan.
Posted by: Chuck Jones | June 18, 2006 at 10:49 PM
I meant to say that I was NOT ashamed, because I'm not.
Posted by: Chuck Jones | June 18, 2006 at 10:50 PM
This is called "The Game of Life" and it's by Jarrel McCracken. I put a clip from it on Volume One of The Happy Listener's Guide to Mind Control.
-ken
Posted by: Station Manager Ken | June 19, 2006 at 09:46 AM