How old is the world's oldest condom? a) 500 BC, b) 12th century AD, c) 17th century AD, d) check the back pocket of your oldest pair of jeans. Answer.
Devil child. Women in the U.S. tried to avoid giving birth on 6-6-6 by keeping their legs closed. But in Malaysia, it was a triply lucky day. And for the proud new parents of a little boy named Damien, it couldn't have worked out better.
That guy's a snake. Really. A woman married a snake in India. There were 2,000 guests at the wedding, but the groom was a no-show. He wouldn't come out of his anthill, so they used a brass replica snake. This idea has possibilities.
Swans are sluts. We all thought they mated for life, but those lady swans are messin' around. One in six baby swans is a bastard. And the male swans are also scoring what the scientists nicely call major "bonus copulation."
"Visit my underpants archive." And I only have an underwear drawer. This dude is literally into boys' underwear with cartoon characters. And he also makes underwear videos. NSFW
The pause that refreshes. Czech scientists say they have created a new beer to help women suffering from "the menopause." This is part of a growing market for "functional beer," which will never make a dent in the market for dysfunctional beer, because dysfunction is the whole point of beer.
Off the charts. Billboard settled a $29 million sexual discrimination lawsuit alleging, among other things, that executive editor Ken Schlager kept a green vibrator in his office and used it to intimidate female employees. I think I know the problem: they used this video for workplace sensitivity training.
Rock solid. Not just plaster casts of rock star penises, but plaster casts of rock star penises that you can buy and support the arts. There is a catch: you have to consider Anthony Newly a rock star.
Quickies.
- Contrary to popular belief, being toothless does not make for better sex.
- A short history of dildos. NSFW
- How to kiss by Bill Plympton.
- Hardcore puppets. NSFW
- Motorcycle crotch airbag.
- Naked World Cup, naked butlers, naked women with Gene Simmons.
Thanks to Station Manager Ken, who should really go outside and play more, and listener Resident Clinton.
The sexual harassment video is not all that strange. We were shown a very similar video, though better written and not as short, at my place of work. Virtually everyone thought it was funny which makes me wonder if that's an intentional strategy to reach the audience.
At the end of the video they showed the "money shots" and paused the tape in between to explain why each one was unacceptable. Free sandwiches though, I think soda too.
Posted by: bartleby | June 09, 2006 at 09:33 PM
my father and grandfather were antiquarian booksellers and supplied the NY Public Library in the early 1900's to WWII etc aaanyway... My grandfather aquired a book, many years later my father found a flat (sheep gut) with pink ribbon attached etc. tucked away in the book... the stupid fuck threw it away! He used to tell me how much he regretted it! Ach! I suppose no-one is perfect. The image you uploaded was described by my dad and triggered my pointless posting... for more on my granddad and dad, if you can stifle the yawns, go to www.tregaskis.org
Posted by: james t | June 11, 2006 at 06:09 PM
Um, where's the ink to the underpants archive?
Posted by: Da Skrivenah | June 11, 2006 at 07:47 PM
I don't exactly think sexual harassment is funny, but the reaction shots during the fat cock dialogue were priceless. Wow, I just used the phrase "fat cock dialogue".
Posted by: ResidentClinton | June 13, 2006 at 02:20 AM
Poop, that harassment video was meant to be funny - found out is was put together by a comedy troupe. I should have guessed by the language, but knowing that somehow makes it not as funny. Here's the real thing, a bit drier, but it does feature "Bob's Kissing Ritual", which is pretty creepy. Courtesy of the US Military: http://www.archive.org/details/UnwelcomeAff
Posted by: ResidentClinton | June 13, 2006 at 02:29 AM