This week, Volunteer Wendy has placed 3 awesome classics on the internet's velvet pillow, for your consideration. Click here to bid on any or all of these fab records.
MUSIC TO MASSAGE YOUR MATE BY LP
Do you long for the days of big, Burt Reynolds-issue moustaches and "Oui" magazine? Did you like porn better when it was free from plastic surgery and Brazilian waxes? Is soft-core just alright with you? Then you need this LP as the soundtrack for your better living. Uninterrupted music "to get you in the mood" and an "explicitly illustrated instruction booklet enclosed" will teach you something or other about erotic massage. And there are b/w photos of naked people demonstrating the erotic massage! Yow-za! EBay won't let you even look at it unless you certify you are an adult-type person, so go see it before the 2257 Regulations* make it illegal.
THE BEATLES Original Issue 7" I AM THE WALRUS b/w HELLO GOODBYE with PICTURE SLEEVE!
Holy crap! Capitol 2056
THE ROLLING STONES Original Issue EP "You Better Move On" et al MONO DECCA with PICTURE SLEEVE!
Holy crap again! DFE 8560
track listings: You Better Move On / Poison Ivy / Bye Bye Johnny / Money
Yup, we have some fan-freakin-tastic stuff here at 'FMU and if you're the highest bidder, you can have it, too.
*2257 is a government act protecting adults from the evils of pornography
"eBay has made a policy decision not to allow access to the Mature Audiences category outside the US. This restriction applies to browsing, bidding and selling.
This decision has been taken blah blah blah..."
Posted by: arty | August 18, 2006 at 06:23 AM
Ugh. Thanks arty, I didn't know that. What a bunch of crap.
And paypal won't let people use paypal to pay for any purchases in the "mature" category on ebay.
what a bunch of freakin' babies.
can I have my first amendment back?
Posted by: Volunteer Wendy | August 18, 2006 at 11:28 AM
Can I post records that I want to sell?
I have some cool ones too.
Posted by: Von Zeke | August 21, 2006 at 10:15 PM