Ahhh, another Thursday, another edition of "Judging Us By The Company We Keep -- In Our Wallets". Yes, this is the game where we offer you a long-as-you-like glance over an actual item owned by an actual WFMU DJ, and ask you:
Whose AARP Membership card is this?
Here's a hint: It ain't mine!
Winner gets a bumper sticker! If you've won before, or if you have direct personal knowledge of this AARP Membership card and its owner, then please don't play - just take this free piece of WFMU's Wild & Wooly MP3 Library: [download mp3] 2.87megs
Past rounds of the game have revealed Trouble, Joe Belock, Hatch, and Diane Kamikaze (none with AARP membership eligibility, by the way). For a brief list of some rules, check here. And good luck!!
With all due respect - Irwin?
Posted by: Jack | January 11, 2007 at 09:23 AM
Bill Kelly! or Bob Brainen.
I have one of those too.
Cheers,
Lipwak
Posted by: Lipwak | January 11, 2007 at 09:23 AM
The Codger would be way too obvious, so that's who I'll guess.
Posted by: brian | January 11, 2007 at 09:27 AM
My 39 year old wife just got one of those lovely faux cards. So to go against the grain, I'll pick probably the youngest DJ, Liz Berg.
Posted by: Dale Hazelton | January 11, 2007 at 10:49 AM
Wild guess--John Allen?
Posted by: Brian C. | January 11, 2007 at 11:07 AM
Andy Breckman
Posted by: Niner | January 11, 2007 at 11:15 AM
The first letter on the signature looks like a J. Someone else voted for John Allen. So, I guess I'll vote for Jeffrey Davidson.
(Mr. Davidson - I apologize profusely if you are in any way offended by my vote. I'm using deductive reasoning to make a guess. Unless, of course, the card belongs to a WFMU DJ who doesn't use their real name on-air...).
Posted by: James | January 11, 2007 at 11:34 AM
Irwin
Posted by: scott pilutik | January 11, 2007 at 11:36 AM
Oops, sorry, didn't notice that Jack already beat me to that guess; My guess was based partially on the signature--the last letter looks like a lowercase d, and the first letter could easily be an uppercase I.
Posted by: scott pilutik | January 11, 2007 at 11:39 AM
Joe Belock?
Posted by: Schizohedron | January 11, 2007 at 11:49 AM
Dangit, I missed Joe's name in the past-rounds list. Scratch my entry.
Posted by: Schizohedron | January 11, 2007 at 11:50 AM
fabio
Posted by: Holland Oats | January 11, 2007 at 12:13 PM
I am ashamed to say that Jack guessed it right out of the gate, it is indeed Irwin's AARP card, the same one he's had since he was a little kid. Wait. OK - Jack, e-mail me at ken at wfmu dot org and I'll get your sticker out to you.
-ken
Posted by: Station Manager Ken | January 11, 2007 at 12:52 PM
kenny G! that hairy dude is OLD! yum....
Posted by: furlover | January 11, 2007 at 07:19 PM