MP3:
Happy Monsters - Clap Your Tentacles (2:46)
This record intrigued me from the moment I heard it used as an intro to a mix by DJ and producer Mark Pritchard (also known as Harmonic 33). Though Mark had helpfully given the shortened LP title, the record slipped my mind until a few months ago when I was rummaging for a basement bargain in the Music and Video Exchange (well-known chain of second-hand shops in London). As soon as I saw ‘Oooog’ written on the front cover, I knew this was the record I’d heard on the mix. Bargain found.
‘Happy Monsters’ is split into two parts. Side A is a children’s story: Bobby and Betty’s adventures in the land of Oooog. The most interesting parts are when the monsters talk to the children, producing some top musique concrète sounds as well as horrible klaxons and squeaks.
Despite the possible samples, it’s Side B that really attracts. There are cover versions of the classic tunes Kiss me goodnight, Papa’s got a brand new bag and CC Rider, amongst others. Papa has become Clap your tentacles and in my opinion is the best thing about this record. A faithful cover version of the Godfather himself, nice and raw with decent production. However, the Happy Monsters appear to be on lead vocals: Klaxons, bells, squeaks and parps are strewn all over the top of the final mix, making the whole thing rather comical. The same technique has been applied to the same version of the track on Bobby and Betty go to the moon (another release on the Happy House label) but with spacey sounds instead. Indeed, the actors on Side A are the same as on Bobby and Betty.
With a little bit of research, mainly from the excellent Vinyl Vulture forum, we find that the music on this record comes from The Soul Symphony’s Symphony of Soul LP on the Stereo Gold label. The musicians who added the crazy extras on Happy Monsters thankfully remain anonymous. Stereo Gold was the brainchild of Leo Muller (also known as David Miller), an easy listening entrepreneur. He formed a company called Damil in the early 70s and it was this company that was behind Happy House records.
It seems that Leo Muller was a bit of a scammer, a fact reinforced by the same tracks featuring on two different children’s records and these tracks having been taken from an earlier release. I wonder what the outcome might have been if Happy House had put a bit more effort into writing some original pieces in line with the Happy Monsters theme. Actually, let’s not dwell on that too long – it would probably have been horrible. At least we have Papa’s got a brand new tentacle as Otis put it.
- Contributed by: Tom Miller
Images: Front Cover, Back Cover
Media: 12" LP
Album: Happy Monsters, Funny songs, sounds and stories about a pleasant adventure into the impossible land of Ooog!
Label: Happy House Records
Catalog: HH-502 C-36-A/B
Credits: Copyright Damil Productions
any chance of posting the a side?
Posted by: larry | February 17, 2007 at 08:00 AM
great stuff! thanks!! a few months ago Harper's mag had an excerpt from the vatican release regarding god not caring ''how many eyes and or tentacles a being may possess......'' [must see]. so it seems they're all good. from the hands of Leo Muller into the hands of our lord. with the pope's blessing. blessing is also the name of a company that makes trumpets. coincidence or conspiracy? hmmmmm.
Posted by: lee | February 17, 2007 at 08:36 AM
Larry,
I did consider submittig the A side as well as Clap Your Tentacles. In the end I thought the JB cover was most worthy of the 365.
I'll record the story in, mp3 it and post a download link as soon as I can.
Cheers
t
Posted by: Tom Miller | February 18, 2007 at 11:57 AM
This is awesome.
There is a small group of us doing 365 music projects too. I've added you onto our list. Check it out over at dancingaboutarchitecture365.blogspot.com.
Posted by: lisa | February 18, 2007 at 12:02 PM
My God, this is one of the most insane things you guys have posted in some time. The music is good, but you can barely hear it over all those damn squeaks! It feels like I'm part of some brainwashing experiment and the squeaks are supposed to mess up my head. Gahh.
Posted by: chromium | February 18, 2007 at 02:42 PM
thnaks t . i look forward to hearing the A side. will you post it here in the comments?
Posted by: larry | February 20, 2007 at 09:54 AM
Larry, yes I will do. I am off to Bulgaria for some snowboarding until next weekend, but will get into it when I get back. Klaxons at the ready!
Posted by: Tom Miller | February 22, 2007 at 06:31 PM
I have this record as well as Bobby and Betty go to the moon. This is a wild one!!
Posted by: Santo DiPiazza | February 23, 2007 at 10:20 PM
wow i look forawrd to heraing this b side
Posted by: COSMO | March 01, 2007 at 06:40 AM
I had this record as a little boy--it was my favorite. I'd love to acquire a copy on CD. Do you know where I could get one?
--A.
Posted by: Agustin Maes | March 02, 2007 at 12:46 PM
Cosmo,
Finding a copy on CD might be tough. Once I've recorded the A Side in and posted it on here, you'll almost have the lot – well, the listenable stuff anyway! :0)
t
Posted by: Tom Miller | March 04, 2007 at 05:21 AM
still eager to here the a side mate... looking forward to it
Posted by: larry | March 12, 2007 at 11:55 AM
Keep checking back to hear the A side.
Its not going to happen is it?
Posted by: Paul Henry | October 28, 2007 at 05:54 AM
Gawd
I cant believe this album is on here! My dad used to play this to me and my brother when we were young its brough back some lovely memories! Please put more tracks on.
P
Posted by: Pauline Greenfield | December 30, 2007 at 03:15 PM
My brother and I used to listen to this album repeatedly on our plastic Snoopy portable record player! No wonder we later smoked pot...
Posted by: Jeff B | January 11, 2008 at 11:31 PM
I am so desperate to get hold of this record as I must have driven my family mad playing the A side story over and over again. Love the bit when they fall down the hole!!!
Posted by: kay | July 18, 2008 at 04:40 PM
I hear ya! Me and my brothers used to listen to this all the time! Unfortunately we also used to play Kung-Fu and many a album suffered the shuriken toss. Of the 20 albums they had pictured on the back (different from your back cover) we also had •Bobby and Betty go to the moon, •Hear and Tell, •Rag Doll's Adventures in Animal Land, •Fun On A Rainy Day (Another one I REALLY want to find) and •Mother Goose Storybook.
I've recently found Bobby and betty go to the moon and plan to have it converted soon. Don't have a record player, but a friend of mine just bought one of those USB record players. I would really love it if I could get MP3s of Happy Monsters. If interested I'll send you the MP3s of Bobby and Betty, hell, I'll send you the physical album once I'm done, I don't have any great yearning to have the actual album. I'm an electronic junkie (converted all my CDs and either sold them or gave them away at work) as long as I've got the MP3, I'm good.
Posted by: MacThorn | August 15, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Hi there. Has anyone made an mp3 of this and posted it anywhere. I had this record as a child but it was given to me without a cover. I no longer have it and would love to hear it again. I don't remember the story, just that it had a lot of really weird sound effects in it. As a child it scared and confused me, but I was fascinated with it, especially since it didn't have a cover and I had no reference for who or what it was. If anyone has an mp3 of this album, or at least the story on side A, I would be so happy. Thank you. :)
Posted by: Don | December 29, 2008 at 04:23 PM
i have this on vinyl original, played to death as a kid
Posted by: OBlue | October 09, 2009 at 01:24 PM
i have this album its in very good condition, it was my sons dad, and he passed it on to him. what would it be worth now if i sold it ? .
Posted by: june | July 04, 2010 at 05:10 PM
>what would it be worth now if i sold it ?
Pretty much nothing, available for 8GBP here http://www.discogs.com/sell/list?release_id=1149580&ev=rb
So if you have a turntable do us all a favour record it, stick it on soundcloud and link us up!
Posted by: Lee | February 06, 2012 at 07:03 PM
I need to hear this again! This was the first LP me and my brother owned, please please please put up some more ;-)
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