This Week in Sex: No More Cheesecake

Strippers without the good parts. A Flickr stream of vintage Polaroids of wanna-be strippers that was picked up by BoingBoing was edited to remove "cheesecake." The keeper of the collection says "I have removed the 'cheesecake' images in order to stop receiving so many emails to be made 'friend'." FYI, this post is already cheesecake-free, and so don't bother to email me to be made friend.

Porn without the good parts. Check out Matt Bomarr's What Kept Grandpa Up. Matt contributes to the relentlessly amazing 365 Days Project, and ripped back the curtain on Lil' Markie, who turned out to be a grown man who does not know where apostrophes go. This video was created from vintage porn Matt found on an unlabeled VHS tape in Oakland, but he took out all the porny parts, so it's all good. Find out more about Matt.

Matt Bomarr | What Kept Grandpa Up

   
"He said he had a problem," noted the police commander about the guy who stole 1,500 undies from various apartment laundry rooms in Pullman, Washington. The police are "concerned how to match bras and panties with victims." Now everybody has a problem.

Where do naked people keep their cigarettes? No, not there. There.

Tell me something I don't know. Men stare at private parts. It doesn't matter who they belong to: baseball players, dogs, it's all one crotchy hot spot, according to eye-tracking studies.

Furries. Pandas in Thailand watch porn and limit snacks to increase horniness, with little success. Paper made from panda poop is genius. Crabs (aka public lice) come from gorillas, and "The discovery raises the same vexing question faced by anyone who has contracted pubic lice: How exactly did this happen?" For the record: I am not vexed.

DIY SEX.

• You can put a silencer on your vibrator, but science shows putting a blanket over it works better.
• The snatchel.
• The beanis, which would also make a great, though disturbing, dog toy.
• The knitted pastie, which is surprisingly comfortable for something made of wire attached to your nipple.

.xxx does not mark the spot for porn. The proposal for an .xxx domain for smut was voted down for the third time, This is good, because if it were to pass, in addition to not being able to do a radio show about any old thing that pops out of my mouth, I would not be able to do these posts for wfmu.org. Though I like the sound of wfmu.xxx.

Thanks Zoe! Send cheesecake of all kinds to amanda at wfmu dot org.

Comments

[Holland Oats]

nice dirty find!

[Rufus]

I'm afeared there's still a peepee in Matt Bomarr's video. But I imagine everyone would know not to be reading TWiS at work anyway.

[matt bomarr]

:)
that was intentional. although not everyone catches it. somewhat subtle. a little tongue-in-cheek humor thrown in for good measure.

[Retro Porn]

Well I figure if I was old, I would enjoy watching porn from my time, even if its called vintage porn