This Week in Sex: Nudes You Can Use

One hot day and everyone's clothes come off -- I didn't see this section of An Inconvenient Truth. What's it going to be like when summer really hits?

Naked robot is very well behaved, but a little self-conscious, so please don't stare.

It happens. Sometimes a girl forgets her undies. Sometimes a photographer takes a picture. Sometimes an editor puts it in a magazine for 14 year olds. Sometimes 50,000 of them get recalled.

Oh yes, they call it the Cotton Tail Run. The Cotton Tail Run is a nudist 5K run, so called because your flabby white ass has never seen the light of day. I guess it's only for white people?

It's OK to chat online in your own home without your clothes on in China. Chinese prosecutors had to drop a case against a woman who organized nudist chat rooms after they discovered a "blind spot" that left it outside pornography laws. But I'm sure they'll get around to fixing that.

Alert the media! Naked nude lady goes skinny dipping in the Trevi fountain in Rome with no clothes on.

There are some people in the world who have not posed naked for Spencer Tunick, and they are in Mexico City and Amsterdam.

Remember the Anzacs. Nudist cricketers and their families honor the Anzacs by playing their annual beach cricket stoush in New Zealand. Love, love, love the annual beach cricket stoush. But before we get all giddy about it, let's remember the Anzacs. Um, what's an Anzacs?

There is an unseen photo of Kate Moss. Was.

Ugly Americans. Americans are afraid of nudity. Why? Americans are ugly. OK, there are other theories.

P.S. An Israeli woman accidentally bit off part of her boyfriend's tongue during a French kiss. Just saying.

Comments

[lucky]

Australia and New Zealand Army Corp or something like that?

I think.

[Kim]

Anzac Day is a sort of remembrance day that is held in Australia and New Zealand to honour the soldiers who were lost at Anzac. It was a very important battle in the history of their military.