Vacation season is upon us, and it looks like someone on the WFMU air staff is going to Rivendell! Out of the basement and onto the blahg, it's another installment of WFMU's weekly roleplaying game, "If I owned a Burger King-issued chalice with Viggo Mortensen etched into it, which WFMU DJ might I be?"
You've really gotta view that pic at full size for full appreciation.
Winner gets a slick slice of modern swag, FMU-style!
Here's your bonus mystery chunk of the Wild n' Wooly WFMU MP3 Library, just for playing: [mp3 for download, 1 wee meggie]
This LOTR goblet may belong to any person who has ever had a regular show on WFMU. To help focus you, here's a list of like 6,000 people to whom it definitely does not belong: Trouble \ Joe Belock \ Hatch \ Diane Kamikaze \ Irwin \ Fabio \ Bryce \ Maria \ Bill Zurat \ Liz Berg \ Stork \ Scott \ Billy Jam \ Charlie \ Rich Hazelton \ Mike Lupica \ Bronwyn \ Vicki \ Gaylord Fields \ Monica
Professor Dum Dum?
Posted by: Nicholas | May 31, 2007 at 12:20 PM
Terre T
Posted by: Jen | May 31, 2007 at 12:31 PM
me thinks $mall Change
Posted by: michael c | May 31, 2007 at 01:05 PM
Nope nope aaaaand nope. But these are really interesting guesses, I can totally see where you're coming from. Keep guessing...
Posted by: Scott | May 31, 2007 at 02:14 PM
That just Screams Irene Trudel.
Posted by: Listener_Paul | May 31, 2007 at 03:05 PM
I've abandoned logic in favor of random guessing - Kevin Nutt?
Posted by: hermitworks | May 31, 2007 at 04:11 PM
Still not there, so - a hint! This DJ is currently on the air (and is male.)
Posted by: Scott | May 31, 2007 at 04:21 PM
I don't think we can guess twice. But since I don't know better:
Tom Scharpling?
Posted by: Nicholas | May 31, 2007 at 05:09 PM
Stan
Posted by: Ed Word | May 31, 2007 at 05:44 PM
Fabio!
Posted by: Dave | May 31, 2007 at 05:50 PM
Michael Shelley -- this time for sure!
Posted by: Parq | May 31, 2007 at 06:04 PM
So... Ken
Posted by: Tim K | May 31, 2007 at 07:15 PM
Would he be Woody?
Posted by: Ryan | May 31, 2007 at 07:48 PM
Noah?
Posted by: hermitworks | May 31, 2007 at 09:19 PM
Nope. OK. No more hints, there's too few potentials left!
Posted by: scott | May 31, 2007 at 10:55 PM
Pat Duncan?
Posted by: taso | June 01, 2007 at 12:11 AM
Rob Weisberg, in a non-ironic, near-tiki-mug sorta way.
Posted by: Listener #109577 | June 01, 2007 at 06:51 AM
Second guess--Dan Bodah!
Posted by: Listener_Paul | June 01, 2007 at 09:46 AM
Nope. Come on!! Guess it!!
Posted by: Scott | June 01, 2007 at 09:48 AM
john allen
Posted by: scott pilutik | June 01, 2007 at 10:12 AM
Only 25 left that it could be - is it Brian?
Posted by: hermitworks | June 01, 2007 at 11:10 AM
Ergo Phizmiz? (Ergo. Viggo. Ergo. Viggo. )
Posted by: Helen | June 01, 2007 at 11:16 AM
Interesting line of reasoning there Helen, but alas incorrect. Hey Hermitworks - YOU DID IT! Yep, the Chalice of Lord Burger does indeed belong to Brian Turner! Hermitworks, please email me to claim your bounty.
Posted by: scott | June 01, 2007 at 11:23 AM