I now understand the divine wisdom behind Mischa Barton's premature departure from The OC. Clearly, she was called upon by a higher power to make the greatest Cheesy Euro Disco movie of all time - a film that will surely be a contender for the best terrible music flick ever - Finding t.A.T.u.
It's the tale of two teenage girls who fall in love after meeting at a t.A.T.u concert and are swept into a dangerous world of obsession, drug abuse and murder - kind of 24 Hour Party People meets Eastern Promises.
A short was leaked onto the internet today, so who am I to stand in the way of two faux Russian lesbians and their viral marketing campaign:
If the sight of Mischa Barton navigating her way among hanging slabs of meat in a livestock factory isn't enough to make you count the days till it's release, then just ponder the immortal words that one of the protagonists types into her blackberry:
"Fuck everything but t.A.T.u. They're nihilists. Beautiful nihilists."
Just think. They came this close to defeating Vladimir Putin for the presidency of Russia.
Previously: download the tATu How Soon is Now Remix: MP3
I hope she properly capitalized and punctuated the band's name.
Posted by: jim | October 16, 2007 at 07:42 PM
If nothing else, this, right here, justifies my love of WFMU.
Posted by: Phil Nelson | October 16, 2007 at 09:10 PM
Nihilists? Fuck me. Say what you will about the tenets of neo-Soviet Putinism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Posted by: arto | October 16, 2007 at 09:45 PM
d00d. they're is nothing faux about their russianness.
and that's good enough for me.
Posted by: xopher.tm | October 17, 2007 at 11:56 AM
I thought the slabs of meat in the livestock factory was in reference to the club - then BAM!
Posted by: Tyson | December 05, 2007 at 08:22 AM
I can't fucking wait.
Posted by: Маша | January 29, 2008 at 03:48 PM
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE!!
Posted by: Katherine | May 22, 2008 at 02:56 PM