"Fuck Everything But tATu"

I now understand the divine wisdom behind Mischa Barton's premature departure from The OC. Clearly, she was called upon by a higher power to make the greatest Cheesy Euro Disco movie of all time - a film that will surely be a contender for the best terrible music flick ever - Finding t.A.T.u.

It's the tale of two teenage girls who fall in love after meeting at a t.A.T.u concert and are swept into a dangerous world of obsession, drug abuse and murder - kind of  24 Hour Party People meets Eastern Promises.

A short was leaked onto the internet today, so who am I to stand in the way of two faux Russian lesbians and their viral marketing campaign:

If the sight of Mischa Barton navigating her way among hanging slabs of meat in a livestock factory isn't enough to make you count the days till it's release, then just ponder the immortal words that one of the protagonists types into her blackberry:

"Fuck everything but t.A.T.u. They're nihilists. Beautiful nihilists."

Just think. They came this close to defeating Vladimir Putin for the presidency of Russia.

thanks Doron and Idolator!

Previously: download the tATu How Soon is Now Remix: MP3

Comments

[jim]

I hope she properly capitalized and punctuated the band's name.

[Phil Nelson]

If nothing else, this, right here, justifies my love of WFMU.

[arto]

Nihilists? Fuck me. Say what you will about the tenets of neo-Soviet Putinism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

[xopher.tm]

d00d. they're is nothing faux about their russianness.

and that's good enough for me.

[Tyson]

I thought the slabs of meat in the livestock factory was in reference to the club - then BAM!

[Маша]

I can't fucking wait.

[Katherine]

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE!!