Absolut Clitron

A lot of bloggers are writing about Target's Times Square vagina ad today (Buzzfeed has the scoop).

But in my book, nothing beats Absolut Vagina!

More dirty ads here.

Comments

[travis pitts]

thanks god the vaginas i've dealt with didn't have so many layers or a giant....clit (sorry ladies).

if somebody wants to go after porn in advertising, go after the choxie chocolate ads at target.

[jenjen]

Now, I haven't seen all that many vaginas, but I don't think they are supposed to be GREEN.

[Listener James from Westwood]

It's vaginesque. The BP-logo colors really keep me from seeing pudenda. One of the Copyranter comments, citing a resemblance to magnetic fields around the Earth, is closer to the mark.

My guess is googling "orion slave girl" will bring up some ghastly Trek fan-art of nude green cooch.

[travis pitts]

without reading the full article i hastily ask- has no one mentioned georgia o'keefe as inspiration for the ad?

[Zach in Philly]

Pitts, O'Keefe came first to mind along with preludes to a kiss by Pegge Hopper. (Sorry, I like my foreplay:-) A second glance brought me to this (http://music.hyperreal.org/artists/brian_eno/interviews/nmetxt.html) interview of Eno by Hynde. These representations are clearly too artistic for Eno but I think they're beautiful (except for the eye). I'll never look someone in the eye the same way again. And, while I've only ever bought batteries at Target (for my radio so the music could keep me enthused at work) (not counting the time my mom drug me to the store and we exchanged b-day tokens of affection in the form of DVDs), I'll never shop at Target again with a straight face;-P