According to Nostradamus, the first sign of the apocalypse is all of the Starbucks shops closing at the same time.
The second sign, if we're translating his writings correctly, is a presidential campaign pitting Michael Bloomberg against Ralph Nader.
What can you do to help save the world? Well for starters, how about donating to WFMU? Who knows? It might just stem the tide of overpriced coffee and millionaire candidates.
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